Dec 28, 2011 20:01
[Hawke holds the Furby up to the journal for all to see.]
I don't know what this is but it's the most horrifying thing I've seen. It's like it's staring into my soul.
[He tosses it to the ground and his puppy immediately attacks it, pouncing on the poor toy and chewing on it unmercifully.]
At least it makes a good chew toy.
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[...thanks so much for that, Hawke. As if it wasn't enough that Varric has to look at his own.]
Until whatever demon is possessing it decides to do more than stare at you like it's finding out all your secrets and plotting how to use them against you.
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Wouldn't be the first time we accidentally summoned a demon.
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Or the first time your dog used one for a chew toy, come to think of it.
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It's good practice for him for when things really get crazy.
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And it looks like he needs it. Think he could use another one to snap his teeth at?
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It definitely wouldn't hurt, and it'd give him something else to chew on other than my pants.
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The possessed chew toy is clearly the better option than your pants.
I'll drop it by for him.
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And I'm sure he'll love you for it.
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And I'll love him for getting its demonic stare off my hands. It all works out.
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It's a win-win for everyone.
[Sealed to Varric]
Don't suppose your free for another stupid idea?
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My favorite kind.
[Sealed to Hawke.]
For you, Hawke, when am I not?
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Fantastic because I have another one.
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I've almost missed hearing that. What is it, or is it the kind of idea that's better explained in person?
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In person, the others are going to want to hear this too.
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Are you gathering everyone now?
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