that show that is hawrt
Live journal is the most entertaining site on the net. more entertaining that Xbuttnakedchickswithquadruplepenetrationx. I am stuck in brisbane cos i have to sell my dad's house and buy another one. Because of this, I am working at a local high school, where some students call me an emo. That's the only thing keeping me sane, knowing i have upped my street cred cos of ppl recognising i am emo. Of course, it is all a front, i relly hate emo and all that shite, and would prefer to be at crusty punk gigs, but all the hawrt boyz are at emo gigs, so i go to them and pretend i am just like one of them. Oh, and straight edge rocks. I have decided to be straight edge (in public) cos it really upps the street cred and it's all about cred, siiiiiiiik-dawg! The boyz all love me soooo much but i am only interested in snaring the hawrtest one i can find, in order to upp my cred further. It is hard, cos so many boyz are always calling me and axxing me out and i have to reject them, cos they aren't hawrt enough. Even when i am making out with some random hawrtie, other boyz are staring jealously at me, and wishing they could be that random. Well they can be. Dial 1800RIMLORD.
laser hair removal is the way forward.
ooooh and larry hasden?!?!?!?! hahahahahaha everyone is always axxing me about him, so for all those who are onterested, he is having some gay marriage ceremony in Cali!!!!!!! like he'll really be faithful, probably his boyfriend/husband is a rich fukker. At least he'll stop with the graphic texts already.
The leeds crew are rumoured to be going to the wedding. Or so they wish. Hahahhaa balding tattooned fukkers that they are. Like, what a waste of good men, to be lost to homosexuality. Like, i don't care who is a homo, cos I am a bit of a homo myself, but such hawrt guys need to be with hawrt girls like me and not rooting each other up the hairy a-hole. Maybe they'll see the light one day.
laser hair removal is the way forward.
ooooh and larry hasden?!?!?!?! hahahahahaha everyone is always axxing me about him, so for all those who are onterested, he is having some gay marriage ceremony in Cali!!!!!!! like he'll really be faithful, probably his boyfriend/husband is a rich fukker. At least he'll stop with the graphic texts already.
The leeds crew are rumoured to be going to the wedding. Or so they wish. Hahahhaa balding tattooned fukkers that they are. Like, what a waste of good men, to be lost to homosexuality. Like, i don't care who is a homo, cos I am a bit of a homo myself, but such hawrt guys need to be with hawrt girls like me and not rooting each other up the hairy a-hole. Maybe they'll see the light one day.