perfect revenge

[ivyxcore]

I'm still planning revenge. i have access to a lot of her secrets, but i have to do this without her knowing it's me. i think i'll let things cool down a bit between us so the immediate suspect looks less likely to be me. things she loves and probably can't live without:

• her 'awesome' hair
• her 'fashionable scene kid' clothes
• her friends
• her money
• her makeup

i'll work on sabotaging each and every one of those items. she gets the majority of her money from working at this cafe where i used to work but got fired from for allegedly being too shy [which she agrees with] even though many witnesses denied this. that's a great target to sabotage. if i got her fired or something, oooh. perfect. also, she gets money from selling firewood in the summer. i'll work on that too.

as for her hair, if i can change her vomumizing shampoo for starters, that would be perfect. also, i should tint her bleach green [i'm pretty pro with hair dye, that won't be too hard]. she can't live without her barbie blonde hair! or maybe i should fuck around with her extensions...although she doens't use them very much. maybe not.

i could defienettly 'accidentally' ruin her clothes and mess with them. omg. i could hem her skinny jeans alot...that would be sooo funny. or i could plunk her high tops into dog poo. heheh. i should totttallly do that. like, wedge them in there good. rips could be a simple way to mar her clothes and blame it on her cats.

her makeup could easily just happen to run out fast, or get replaced with the wrong kind. that would be sooo great! i should replace her foundation with something orangey to make it look all fake-bake. i could blow dry her mascara to make it all hard. what could i do to kill her main item of cometics-a.k.a. her eyeliner/eyeshadow? i could just take her eyeshadow i guess.

her friends will be the hardest. how to break up good friends? that would be ultimate since she broke our relationship to smithereens. maybe they will ditch her after i break down her exterior? i hope so! other than that...hmm...this one will take thinking. i'll get back to that one. lol.

this will be the ultimate revenge when it all comes together.

i need to prioritize.

order of things she can't live without [and therefore must be eliminated from her life] from most needed to least:

clothes
money
makeup
hair
friends

things that can be taken care of immediatley from easiest to hardest:

makeup
clothes
hair
money
friends

some might think i'm going to an awful length of effort for this. what can i say? i fulfill my duities of defending myself.

OMFG. how can i forget???!!! omFG. i'm an IDIOT for forgetting this, lmao!

# 1 thing she can't live without: being skinny. HAHAHHA. this is going to be classic 'mean girls' style. epic.

too easy.

if i can get a hold of anything to make her fat, i will soooo do it. i could sabotage her food if i get a hold of it before she does. omfg. perfect.

the best part of all of this: i'll be the one she leans on for support while shit happens to her. i'm going to go research revenge methods which i can then apply to her. in the meantime, i'm going to up my status tonight, in the way of perfecting myself so i can counter her attempts. hahahah. next blog: methods of researched revenge