Swipped from bunny
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.
In June, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In April, I exposed bickedwitch to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In December, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In October, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In March, I fed psykodemun to a Shoggoth (250 points). In February, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points).
In short, I have been very good (640 points) and deserve the honour of having my body used as a host for one of your servitors.
Your humble and obedient servant,
Ivynightwind
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