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Mar 05, 2006 02:07

[friends-locked]

I present to you a post in iambic pentameter.

(My wife dared me to do this.)

Last night, in this, my state's fair capital
Was held a thing we like to call "debate"
Between myself and also three more folks
Named Ed Manwell, Jack Stone, and Rosa Blair
And if you read the Sacramento Bee
The L.A. Times or Register O.C. (I like the double whatever from the homophone there - O.C., "aussi"... never mind.)
You'll see that when all things are said and done
The word across the land is pretty clear
That in this great debate we had last night
I surely kicked a heaping lot of ass.

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all night. No, really.

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