I had to post this, it made me laugh.
The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background
> checks,
> interviews and testing were done there were 3 finalists.
> Two men and a woman.
>
>
> For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the
> men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
>
>
> "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter
> what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife
> sitting in a chair.
>
>
> Kill Her!!!"
>
> "The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife"
>
> The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job.
>
> Take your wife and go home."
>
>
>
> The second man was given the same instructions. He took the
> gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The
> man
> came out with tears in his eyes,
> "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
>
> The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go
> home."
>
>
> Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same
> instructions, to kill her husband.
>
> She took the gun and went into the room.
>
> Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing,
>
> banging on the walls.
>
>
> After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and
> there stood the woman, She wiped the sweat from her brow.
>
> "This gun is loaded with blanks" she said.
>
> "I had to beat him to death with the chair."
>
>
>
> MORAL : Women are evil
>
> Don't mess with them !!!!!!!!
~M
> checks,
> interviews and testing were done there were 3 finalists.
> Two men and a woman.
>
>
> For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the
> men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
>
>
> "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter
> what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife
> sitting in a chair.
>
>
> Kill Her!!!"
>
> "The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife"
>
> The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job.
>
> Take your wife and go home."
>
>
>
> The second man was given the same instructions. He took the
> gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The
> man
> came out with tears in his eyes,
> "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."
>
> The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go
> home."
>
>
> Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same
> instructions, to kill her husband.
>
> She took the gun and went into the room.
>
> Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing,
>
> banging on the walls.
>
>
> After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and
> there stood the woman, She wiped the sweat from her brow.
>
> "This gun is loaded with blanks" she said.
>
> "I had to beat him to death with the chair."
>
>
>
> MORAL : Women are evil
>
> Don't mess with them !!!!!!!!
~M