I've been tricked! Bamboozled!
I thought I'd be going ice skating yesterday! Noooo... it was all an evil satanistic ploy to hoodwink me into going to Chucky Cheeze. I hate it. But God damn it if that evil mouse will take my tokens. Oh no. I even found a game I could win, but that damn mouse took it away. AWAY! I still won. I got a slinky shaped like a dolphin. Take that, evil mouse beast! I shall destroy you. Ivy, too. Oh kharma is going to kill you for that.