I Copied from aeme
aeme said:
"Go to google.com and type "(your name) needs" Then pick the 5 funniest ones there.
If your name is James, you would put this in to the search engine: "James needs"
you got the idea
Then copy and paste this with your answers filled in your LJ client.
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Amy needs to mend her ways and be more of a team player.
Amy needs to either wake up or start getting some extra will-power.
Amy needs a hug. A great big hug.
Amy needs our guidance to see this as a normal lifestyle and to accept it as such.
Amy needs to go fuck herself....just block her cody!"
So I went to Google and googled "Ivy needs". Here it is. I think it's pretty funny.
Ivy needs weedkiller
Ivy needs light, air, water, nutrients, and suitable temperature
Ivy needs shade and shelter
Ivy needs to establish itself as high as possible within the canopy and is
programmed to achieve this through climbing
Ivy needs to be done with
care
Ivy needs little attention
Ivy needs to be determined
Ivy needs a driving force because only
the bizarro passion of a lone visionary could account for such devotion
Ivy needs a smack
Ivy needs careful disposal
Ivy needs more moisture
Ivy needs very little
Ivy needs more light
Ivy needs some kind of vertical support
Ivy needs a shower and a bed
Ivy needs to be kept under control by thorough pruning in spring and summer