May 18, 2008 12:19
Almost more upsetting than the almost break-in last night (which reminded me of when I was a kid and my dad was at sea and we lived on the Navy base and this guy broke into our house three times and the last time he got as far as my mom's bedroom- with all three of us kids sleeping in it -and Mom screamed and then said to my then six year old brother, "Stevie! Get me your Dad's gun" and my brother said "But Mom, Dad doesn't have a gun!" The guy ran away anyway) is checking google news this morning and seeing there are 64 news articles about the latest research findings that fat people are the cause of global warming. I thought that was a well kept secret! Now the cat's out of the bag, I guess the world's going to find out about our plans to eat the children of the thin too. Then nobody will like us.