This is too funny:
Here are a few ways you can freak people out with LOTR...
1. When you and your parents go to bed, or when you
are at a sleep over and everyone is preparing to go to sleep, pick up your flashlight and yell, "The Light of Galadriel!!"
2. Tell people how you need sword lessons (in case of Orcs)
3. Put the LotR soundtrack on the massive speakers
and blast it out at full volume, best when done late at night, when family is trying
to sleep, or when all your friends are crammed into
your car.
4. Mutter about precious constantly and accuse your
parents orfriends of stealing your ring whenever it is lost.
5. Sneak up behind your family or friends and do your best
impression of a Nazgul scream
6. At odd and random intervals, yell, "Frodo lives!"
or "Run Frodo Run!" or various other quotes from the movie. Just slip them in during random conversations.
7. Whenever you are served some kind of food that
looks questionable, or that you hate, mutter "What is this
new devilry?"
8. When someone asks you to get something, tell them
this is an important quest and you can't do it alone, or better yet, say "I will do it! I will find the (insert item here)... although I do not know
where it is."
9. Whenever your family, or your friends go to the
beach, make them sing Legolas' song of the sea all the way there. If they don't know it, teach them line by line and make them sing it over and over again. Also sing Bilbo's traveling song on long trips.
10. When anyone falls and hurts themselves yell, "
Kingsfoil, we must get Kingsfoil!"
11. Keep imitating the Frodo dance (the one that
looks remarkably like the funky chicken...)
12. When someone asks you to pass the salt/pepper
say "If you want it come and claim it!!", or if you want someone to pass it to you,
yell "HAND ME THE SALT, SHE ELF!!!" (best done in a
crowded restaurant)
13. Start chanting Arwen's spell whenever you're mad at someone
14. Use various stairs to re-enact that Moria scene
15. Use your little brothers/sisters or smaller friends as dwarves, for dwarf tossing contests
16. Speak only in Elvish, refuse to answer to any other language.
17. Come up with Elvish, Dwarvish, or Hobbitish
names for your friends and family, and only call them by those names.
18. Dye your bed sheets black to complete your Nazgul costume
19. Generally act like Gollum
20. Quote Tolkien continuously, endlessly, compare
every little thing to Tolkien, and, if you can't think of any link, just say "It reminds me of Númenor"
21. Scream out loud 'MY PRECIOUS' to your parents when they take something from you or you want something
22. Whenever someone wants to get in a door, stand
in front of it and say "The Doors of Durin, Lord of Moria, Speak, Friend and Enter."
23. Wear your ring and when anyone talks to you tell
them, "I'm Invisible, You can't see me!!".
24. Actually eat elevenses and second breakfast. Ask everybody else to join you.
25. When doing improv for play tryouts, immediately
go into a scene from the movie(I.E."I ain't droppin' no eaves, sir, honest!...I heard a good deal about a ring, and a dark lord, and something about the end of the world. Please don't hurt me, sir, don't
turn me into anything *gulp* unnatural.")
26. When people ask what's written on your ring tell
them in black speech (Ash nak...) (This one really doesn't sound funny until you actually do it.)
27. Make a model of Mt. doom with mashed potatoes and lots of
ketchup.
28. Get a friend, grab a transcript, and read through the entire movie in a public place.
29. Make sure that your Gandalf-in-Moria voice is
really loud, and light something on fire for the Balrog.
30. Whenever your parents leave the house, cry, "You
need someone of intelligence on this sort of . . . mission . . . quest . . .thing!" Then jump in the car. About half way there,ask, "Where we goin'?"
31. Next time you get in trouble with your parents,
haughtily reply to them, "Gondor has no parents. Gondor needs no parents."
32. Next time you are late for something, and
someone yells at you, say, "I am never late. Nor am I early. I arrive precisely when I mean to."
33. Jump on people's backs and yell, "Noro lim, Asfaloth, noro lim!"
34. When training your basket ball team and as the
coach in the upbringing of their spirits for the goal constantly yell "over the Bridge...!! fly!! ...Fly you fools!!"
35. When someone has to urgently visit the bathroom
step in front of them and bellow loudly much like Gandalf did before falling "You shall not Pass!!".
36. As soon as your school bell rings yell loudly for everyone present round you to hear "It's the Horn of Gondor!!" then run to class madly like your life depends on it.
37. When a pigeon poops on your shoulder and your standing next to someone embarrassed yell "It's Saruman!!"
38. Always go out with a bow and a bunch of arrows
pose with yourarrows drawn like Legolas in packed public places.
39. When you ever get caught sneaking out of the house with yourfriend by your parents yell loudly "Make for the gap
of the Rohan"
hahahahahahahahahaha, whoever wrote this has bad grammar though.
Ivyette @ 4:47 PM
1. When you and your parents go to bed, or when you
are at a sleep over and everyone is preparing to go to sleep, pick up your flashlight and yell, "The Light of Galadriel!!"
2. Tell people how you need sword lessons (in case of Orcs)
3. Put the LotR soundtrack on the massive speakers
and blast it out at full volume, best when done late at night, when family is trying
to sleep, or when all your friends are crammed into
your car.
4. Mutter about precious constantly and accuse your
parents orfriends of stealing your ring whenever it is lost.
5. Sneak up behind your family or friends and do your best
impression of a Nazgul scream
6. At odd and random intervals, yell, "Frodo lives!"
or "Run Frodo Run!" or various other quotes from the movie. Just slip them in during random conversations.
7. Whenever you are served some kind of food that
looks questionable, or that you hate, mutter "What is this
new devilry?"
8. When someone asks you to get something, tell them
this is an important quest and you can't do it alone, or better yet, say "I will do it! I will find the (insert item here)... although I do not know
where it is."
9. Whenever your family, or your friends go to the
beach, make them sing Legolas' song of the sea all the way there. If they don't know it, teach them line by line and make them sing it over and over again. Also sing Bilbo's traveling song on long trips.
10. When anyone falls and hurts themselves yell, "
Kingsfoil, we must get Kingsfoil!"
11. Keep imitating the Frodo dance (the one that
looks remarkably like the funky chicken...)
12. When someone asks you to pass the salt/pepper
say "If you want it come and claim it!!", or if you want someone to pass it to you,
yell "HAND ME THE SALT, SHE ELF!!!" (best done in a
crowded restaurant)
13. Start chanting Arwen's spell whenever you're mad at someone
14. Use various stairs to re-enact that Moria scene
15. Use your little brothers/sisters or smaller friends as dwarves, for dwarf tossing contests
16. Speak only in Elvish, refuse to answer to any other language.
17. Come up with Elvish, Dwarvish, or Hobbitish
names for your friends and family, and only call them by those names.
18. Dye your bed sheets black to complete your Nazgul costume
19. Generally act like Gollum
20. Quote Tolkien continuously, endlessly, compare
every little thing to Tolkien, and, if you can't think of any link, just say "It reminds me of Númenor"
21. Scream out loud 'MY PRECIOUS' to your parents when they take something from you or you want something
22. Whenever someone wants to get in a door, stand
in front of it and say "The Doors of Durin, Lord of Moria, Speak, Friend and Enter."
23. Wear your ring and when anyone talks to you tell
them, "I'm Invisible, You can't see me!!".
24. Actually eat elevenses and second breakfast. Ask everybody else to join you.
25. When doing improv for play tryouts, immediately
go into a scene from the movie(I.E."I ain't droppin' no eaves, sir, honest!...I heard a good deal about a ring, and a dark lord, and something about the end of the world. Please don't hurt me, sir, don't
turn me into anything *gulp* unnatural.")
26. When people ask what's written on your ring tell
them in black speech (Ash nak...) (This one really doesn't sound funny until you actually do it.)
27. Make a model of Mt. doom with mashed potatoes and lots of
ketchup.
28. Get a friend, grab a transcript, and read through the entire movie in a public place.
29. Make sure that your Gandalf-in-Moria voice is
really loud, and light something on fire for the Balrog.
30. Whenever your parents leave the house, cry, "You
need someone of intelligence on this sort of . . . mission . . . quest . . .thing!" Then jump in the car. About half way there,ask, "Where we goin'?"
31. Next time you get in trouble with your parents,
haughtily reply to them, "Gondor has no parents. Gondor needs no parents."
32. Next time you are late for something, and
someone yells at you, say, "I am never late. Nor am I early. I arrive precisely when I mean to."
33. Jump on people's backs and yell, "Noro lim, Asfaloth, noro lim!"
34. When training your basket ball team and as the
coach in the upbringing of their spirits for the goal constantly yell "over the Bridge...!! fly!! ...Fly you fools!!"
35. When someone has to urgently visit the bathroom
step in front of them and bellow loudly much like Gandalf did before falling "You shall not Pass!!".
36. As soon as your school bell rings yell loudly for everyone present round you to hear "It's the Horn of Gondor!!" then run to class madly like your life depends on it.
37. When a pigeon poops on your shoulder and your standing next to someone embarrassed yell "It's Saruman!!"
38. Always go out with a bow and a bunch of arrows
pose with yourarrows drawn like Legolas in packed public places.
39. When you ever get caught sneaking out of the house with yourfriend by your parents yell loudly "Make for the gap
of the Rohan"
hahahahahahahahahaha, whoever wrote this has bad grammar though.
Ivyette @ 4:47 PM