Guys (or just Madi idk) they are all acting SO WEIRD I'm gonna have to split them up into smaller dorms or something idk idk
also I finished importing all the Weasleys that I care to rn (not all of the ones that EXIST tho there will be more later because Arthur and Molly do not know how to wrap it up in any timeline)
also-also there are over a hundred pictures so I'll make more than one post over idk the next day? two days? who knows what I'll do I'm a mystery
Summoned Harry over to the Weasley dorm so I could finish setting everybody's relationship flags. Out of a whole lot full of like seventy redheads, who catches Harry's eye first? Ginny. Aww.
and I am having Regrets
(right now their lot contains: Arthur, Molly, Bill, Charlie, Percy, Fred, George, Ron, Hermione, Ginny, R/H's daughter Rose, H/G's daughter Artemis, Dean Thomas, and extra Weasley siblings twins Ginger and Mary-Ann (GET IT), Ariel, and Bonnie. There are like at least five more siblings. I deliberately set everybody except Arthur, Hermione, and Dean as having red hair as their turn-off.
Meanwhile back at the ranch, I heard first kiss music AGAIN and I was like WHO COULD POSSIBLY BE LEFT? Ah. Draco says "EW THAT'S MY DAUGHTER" but Lily says "That is just precious ♥"
NOT THIS AGAIN. STOP. (I played this lot for a loooooooooong time and I can promise things have changed... a little... kinda) "YOUR DAUGHTER IS STEALING MY SORTA-GIRLFRIEND"
James says IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN LILY HELP and Lily's like WTF DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO
meanwhile, Madi and Amaryllis are like WHOOOOOOO YEAAAAAAAAH
Also of note: suddenly there are trees and other buildings. Like magic! Or like me remembering to tick the box in the settings.
A study in personalities: on the "oh no!" cringing side are James, Lily, Luna, and Teddy; on the WHOOOOOO YEAAAAAAH side are Sirius, Amaryllis, Darien, and Madisim.
The fighting lasted into the night.
"LOVE ME"
"ok."
Harry won EVENTUALLY and everyone was like "ok."
"it's so hot when you squeeze my dad's butt and his nose goes all weird."
This apparently happened at some point and I completely missed it. (Also Narcissa, Lucius, Petunia, Regulus, Dudley, and Hyacinth moved into Bellatrix' dorm.)
Sirius is like JAMES. JAMES ARE YOU SEEING THIS SHIT RN and James is like "omg I love her" (she's still at the "crush" stage on her side).
Remus' adorable shy face at Sirius' drug-flirting is super cute. Lily's open-eyes kinda faking it kiss? Less adorable.
"actually you know what I think I like this better" thank you, Lily. Sirius says "have you always had giant lips sticking out of your neck? because it's kinda hot."
"it's cool that you make out with my mortal enemy's brother and also my daughter. it's fine. really. it's great. really."
IT'S CANON. Mutual love! awww yisss. look how happy he looks :')
and then my "something isn't right" senses tingled and I went back outside and found this:
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? I DON'T HAVE INCEST MODS WHAT THE HELL IS THIS PLEASE STOP THIS PLEASE
I guess I had assumed that being next to each other on a family tree and sharing 2 parents and 4 grandparents would be enough for them to know they're brothers, but APPARENTLY NOT. (Scorpius also had NO IDEA Amaryllis was his sister, but Darien and Amaryllis have always known they're related. so idk.)
I quickly set them as brothers and then went back inside to try to scrub that out of my mind. And Madisim had rolled the wants to declare herself an Art major and also a Political Science major. I picked Art, because a few of them have already declared themselves polisci majors and I prefer them not to get all traffic jammed at the portal.
"I'm just saying there's been a lot of weird kissing going on and it needs to stop." "Oh sameage dad you're so funny :)" shit's about to get weirder tho. Not as weird as siblings kissing. But weird.
James was the first to roll any engagement-related wants. So sweet. Also note the people he's attracted to: 3 of them have the same bitchface going on. Also-also note that none of them are male. This will become important later.
...later, as in "now." I apparently have no attention span (THE MEDICATION WORE OFF OK), because I did some stuff for a sec and then came back and thought "lol aww James is being a weirdo, their friend group is so incestuous" and then I realized. Sirius' face says it all. Because that's not James. WHAT.
Actual!James was still in his and Lily's room, showing us where Alice gets it from.
meanwhile, Scorpius was gaining reputation points for... I think like kissing Teddy or something. whatever
Free will being on means they're all fighting and making out and stuff, but forget to feed themselves even though the dorm cook leaves food out. So I let Lily make some microwave pizza (which I have never seen before? where did it come from??) which she burned.
"GET UP POTTER I WANNA SMACK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU"
"Hang on a sec, I'm drinking the bare minimum to keep myself from starving to death."
I catch them about to slap/poke/shove/start a giant fight cloud ALL. THE. TIME.
Then Sirius burned some ramen noodles.
This happened to me a few years ago and there was a fire and everything and I was super traumatized
Teddy was also about to starve, so I found him in the kitchen. He has no cooking skills, but I think it was a fruit salad or something, so no fires. Also this is a premade dorm and those counters are default-replacements I made and I didn't realize that the game would ever use the yellow top with the yellow bottom and ow my eyes)
"That was a weird lapse of judgement but it's whatever, right? like kanyeshrug.png"
"We will never speak of this again." No. No we will not.
Whenever she beats an enemy in the arcade game, she punches the air.
JUST ADMIT YOUR REAL FEELINGS ALREADY STOP BEING DUDES
You know how sometimes something is so cute that it physically hurts? Yep.
"Maybe everybody's right. Maybe we should try to get along better.
nah."
stop
STOP.
question: why are the Black siblings all so into their future spouses' niece and nephews
At least Regulus2 still likes her best. Also I only just realized the graphic on her outfit has the same hairstyle as she does. I don't think I ever noticed this before. I have gone five years not knowing this.
"I am feel a betrayal"
or
Hmm...Maybe there is some hope for us as a family.
nah.
"Don't look at me, I just work here," says the oddly green dorm chef, while Lily and James are once again very concerned. I like how James is somehow always there when Harry and Draco are fighting. What are the odds? LILY HELP
Remus noped the h*ck out of there.
Darien has a crush on Regulus2, but Regulus2 still prefers Alice. Regulice OTP
Regulus2 and Alice are best friends now! Darien isn't jealous though. Also, pay no attention to the batbox in the corner or the random Pixiesim spawn in the background.
getting really sick of your shit guys
"Neville this is really upsetting :( How can you eat at a time like this?"
"Mom, I'm not gonna turn down free food I didn't have to cook myself and starve to death just because my brother is beating up the guy we all know he's gonna bang. Chill."
Scorpius ships it.
I was too busy being shipper trash with Scorpius to see who won when it happened, so I checked their memories. Ah: Draco won, for once. Good for you bb.
"I HATE YOUR SON."
I needn't have bothered looking at the memories. All I had to do was pan over slightly, where Harry was CRYING HIS EYES OUT over his defeat. Man, Draco always just walked away whenever he got his ass beat. Either that or he's crying at the pancakes because that pizza box is empty. It's just a cheat object. There never was pizza. That would make me cry, too.
Either she was too busy playing the game to eat so she had to stuff her face (that's what it says!) from the minifridge, or the kitchen was too busy being a battlefield for her to get food. I think she's probs just lazy. Also: new wallpaper. Also-also: I didn't choose her outfit, she aged up into it (it's cute though). I let some of them just keep whatever weird shit they chose for all their different outfits, because I plan to change them all when winter comes. Which it will, soon.
THIS ENDLESS LOOP. Watching them fight in the kitchen made me realize that 1. I really hate the premade choices of decor and 2. I'm allowed to change it if I want to. wtf self. So I put up some of my favorite wallpapers, swapped out the chairs for cute defaults I made myself, and added some barstools (also defaults I made myself). Also Sirius (WHO IS NEVER WEARING CLOTHES) looks like he's about to be like EXCUSE YOU PAL
then I went to bed. I had actually sent Harry and Draco off to a community lot but it was missing some stuff so I just shut it down for the night. When I loaded it back up I think I wasn't paying attention or something because suddenly:
Spoiler alert: it went on through sunset and into the night. Lily is, as always, concerned. Regulus2 and Alice are just used to it I guess.
Twins. :')
Alice takes after her parents.
This is taking forever I hate this
Oh, hey! Hermione cameo! Which made me realize that these idiots were blocking the portal. Also note Lily's tanking fun bar; Alice's also got really low. I guess they're really upset, which I never realized even happened to sims.
livejournal's picture upload system is horrendous so I'ma leave it here for the day. CLIFFHANGER.
or whatever
next post will be significantly more interesting, since I spent a lot of time on the Harry/Draco relationship. They went to space! And I gave some of them ACTUAL MAGIC.