Think back to your most important relationship, was it all your fault it's over?
- It's not over. It's still happening. :)
Your last kiss probably meant nothing to you, right?
- What stupid question!
Is there anyone you would seriously punch right now if you had the chance?
- Terrorists?
Do you think blondes are stupid, honestly?
- People who bleach their hair and then act like dumb sluts for attention are stupid. Come on, ladies, you're better than that! :(
If your mom worked at Hooters, what would you do?
- Die. If that happened it would be because it was the last job on Earth and that would mean we were dirt poor.
Who are the past 4 people to send you a text?
- Verizon Wireless.
Do you love where you live?
- Sure. It's nice.
What were you doing 12 AM last night?
- Internet
Last person you were on the phone with for more than 20 minutes?
- My lovely boyfriend :)
Can you get over people easily?
- Nope.
Have you ever regretted letting someone go?
- No.
Would you go out in public looking like you do now?
- No, absolutely not. I'd put real pants on first.
Where did you get the shirt you are wearing?
- My mother's boss used to also sell women's clothing (his store sells children's clothing), and this was a leftover from those days.
Does your ex miss you?
- lol, that would be weird. He definitely does not.
So, what do you want for your birthday?
- CAKE. And socks.
If the last person you kissed tried to kiss you again, would you kiss back?
- Absolutely!
Did you sleep alone last night?
- Yep.
Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is okay?
- No.
Has anyone ever sang to you?
- Heh, my parents.
Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now?
- Absolutely!
Have you held hands with somebody in the past three days?
- No :(
How was your weekend?
- Perfect.
Was you last kiss drunk or sober?
- Sober. I did have Arbor Mist with dinner though (GASP) but you cannot get drunk off of that stuff for anything.
How do you feel right now?
- Perfect.
If you could seek revenge on someone would you?
- Terrorists?
Does any part of your body hurt right now?
- Nope.
Do you like your best friend's boyfriend/girlfriend?
- Sure.
Did the last person who hurt you, ever apologize?
- Um, I think so?
Are you a mean person?
- Who would admit to this?
Do you believe once a cheater always a cheater?
- It generally works out that way, but I think people can change if they really, really want to.
Can a boy and girl be friends without having feelings for each other?
- Sure.
Interested in anyone at the moment?
- Mmm.
Are there any words on your shirt?
- Nope. Lol why did I just check? I already knew!
Who can make you smile no matter what?
- My boyfriend.
How many tattoos do you have?
- None, ew.
Are you anything like you were at this point last year?
- Sure.
Do you think you are a good person?
- Yep.
Who would be the first person of your friends to know if you got pregnant?
- I think I'd just announce it on my livejournal or facebook or something.
Were you happy when you woke up today?
- No, because I love sleep. But I wasn't angry or anything.
What were you doing at 8 this morning?
- Sleeeeping.
Have you ever taken a picture of yourself kissing someone?
- I think so.
Are you someone who's an asshole because you're so honest?
- No. I think there's a huge difference between honesty and being rude with the excuse of "I'm just being honest!" Honesty is telling your friend her ass looks huge in those pants because she asked. Being rude is telling her when she didn't ask. Even if you are being honest.
Do granddaddy long legs freak you out?
- A little. But I just ignore them.
Have you ever cleaned up someone else's vomit?
- Nooo.
Do you drink more apple or orange juice?
- Mmmm, orange juice. We get the low-acid kind.
Have you spoken to your father today?
- No, but I will soon.
When was the last time you cried? Why?
- Hmm, probably at a movie or book or something.
Who's the last person you talked to in person?
- My mama.
Do you want to see someone right now?
- Yes.
Are you in a good mood?
- Sure.
Would you rather drink coffee or tea?
- Mmmm, iced tea.
Have you kissed more than ten people this year?
- Nooooo way.
Can you recall the last time you liked someone a lot?
- It's still that time.
Did you get a full 8 hours of sleep last night?
- Yes.
Have you spoken to your mother today?
- Of course.
Do you think someone is thinking about you?
- Yep.
Do you think it's disgusting for a girl to drink alcohol and get drunk?
- I think it's disgusting for anyone to get so drunk they get stupid. That's just ridiculous. But I don't have double standards.
What's on your mind?
- My writing. I have tons to do.
Are you feeling guilty about anything right now?
- I still need to clean my room.
What are you doing tomorrow?
- Sleep. It's the 4th of July, so tomorrow night I'll probably peek at fireworks out the window.
What are you doing tonight?
- This, then Neopets, then bed and writing, I guess.
Are you wearing any clothes that don’t belong to you?
- Lol no.
Have you ever given a random person your number?
- That would be weird.
Have you kissed anyone in the last week?
- Yes. :)
Do you call any of your friends by their last name?
- Nope.
Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to?
- My boyfriend!
Has someone ever told you they want to spend the rest of their life with you?
- :D
Do you get distracted easily?
- BUTTERFLY! OOH LOOK A NICKEL! Yes. My brain is pretty scattered, but I can focus if I need to. COOKIE!
Who is the last person you texted?
- No one, I don't have text messaging.
Is there someone you wish you were still close with?
- Sure.
Whats the 10th text in your inbox say?
- I don't have ten in there.
Does anyone hate you?
- Probably someone. I'm sure.
How was your 2008?
- Just fine.
Have you ever thought about killing someone in detail?
- Fictional people.
Last words you said outloud and to who?
- Goodnight, I think. To my mother.
From
yuki_ona, the First Lines meme, first lines from various projects:
1. From a long project that shall remain nameless (AKA, the novel I don't talk about):
He mentally crossed another one off the list. It was getting worse. He hadn’t even gotten to kiss this one. He wondered what was wrong with him- it was like his heart just wasn’t in it.
2. From UFP (that is, Untitled Fantasy Project, the novel I bitch about all the time):
Anastasia looked at the packet of crisp white paper and sighed. It was like homework.
3. From the original first draft of UFP:
She walked down the hallway with her heart in her throat. She had nothing to really be nervous about - she wasn’t getting married or anything. She was just nervous about meeting someone new, she supposed, especially since the someone new was a semi-famous someone.
4. From an abandoned project I may someday return to:
There was a soft knock on the window. The girl sleeping in the bed twitched, but did not wake up. Her soft, short brown hair had fallen over one eye and she looked vaguely annoyed, as if she had fallen asleep thinking about something irritating.
5. From Angel, an unfinished writing project:
Robert Brown walked down the street. It was a dreary sort of day, the kind where the sky couldn’t make up its mind whether or not it wanted to be sunny or rainy, so the people walking down the street were stuck with miserably gray clouds and a suffocating humidity that felt like wearing an itchy scarf.
6. From Bettina, another unfinished writing project:
In high school, she smelled like fake strawberries, the kind of smell that comes from lip gloss or candy or something that isn’t made from real strawberries. Her hair was smooth and straight and brown, except when it was messy, which was often, because she didn’t spend the minutes between classes ducking into bathrooms to comb it.
7. From You Make Me Light Up, posted here:
She walked into the room, slightly late. Fashionably late, she often said. She took her place, slightly breathless from hurrying.
8. From Closest Thing to Heaven, the sequel to YMMLU, also posted here:
He hadn't danced all evening, not even for a second. The music was good, very, very good, but he hadn't danced.
9. From an unpublished sequel to CTTH and YMMLU:
He held her in his arms while she cried, leaning against the hard, dirty wall. Their dress uniforms were torn and their faces were bruised; her hair was tangled and there were deep cuts in his arms.
10. From the second unpublished sequel to CTTH and YMMLU:
He stared up at the ceiling from his small, government bed. The only light in the room came from moonlight streaming in through the gap between the curtains and the edge of the tiny window next to him. It was the dreariest room imagineable, and he had to live there.
11. From Melissa, posted here:
He walked up to her table. He'd had enough, he was absolutely, one hundred percent sure that she was stalking him. At first he thought he was imagining it, but no: she was always there, wherever he was.
12. From Perfect Victoria, posted here:
I'd never been a beauty queen, or particularly confident, or had stellar grades, so my self-confidence had never been exceedingly high. However, I had been starting to settle quite nicely into my life as it was before she entered the picture.
13. From the Sneezing Story, posted here:
The lady next door was sneezing, and he could hear her through the paper-thin walls.
She was allergic to everything, it seemed, and she sneezed an awful lot.
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