Faux

Feb 03, 2009 05:16

We got a fake Wii on sale at the new JC Penney's that's near the new Cracker Barrel (omg love) for ten bucks and it is the most hilarious shit ever. It's called "My Sports Challenge" and it is so, so, so hilarious. So AWESOME. You can play tennis, bowling, baseball, golf, or boxing. They're all incredibly difficult (because they're knockoffs) and the horrible graphics and HILARIOUS sound effects are just priceless. Worth ten bucks for all the laughs we get when we play it. Not quite worth the muscle ache I get in my right elbow the next day, but you win some, you lose some. Unless you're me playing golf, and then you lose everything and the game literally flashes GIVE UP! on the screen.

Oh and I am never rooting for a professional sports team again, not after watching the super bowl yesterday (football makes no sense and is way too violent to enjoy by the way :( and the commercials all sucked, and new Star Trek looks so weird :() and wanting the team with the angry bird face to win and then THEY DID but then they lost and what? Football sucks. Baseball ftw plz, k, and thnx. Although the World Series gave me tension headaches something awful. Isn't Tampa lucky? They had both the SB and the World Series recently. Having to hear about the damn super bowl for all this time was a pain in the ass though but my father did see Michael Jordan where he works (the Indian casino) and he says his friends saw him lose like a million dollars at blackjack.

Also I had a dream where President Obama came to my house and gave me Reese's peanut butter cups. I feel like this is a good sign for our country.

-5:26 AM

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