Family
I love them all, I really do, but, well... let's do a quick recap on what's wrong with my family lately:
Moronic cousin has baby before age of 21, while having no money, house, or job, and having a mother who has no money, house, or job. Baby's father is not in the picture at all. This is baby Bianca, by the way. She's adorable but incredibly fat. Maybe I'll post a picture some day.
Moronic cousin's sister, Batshit Crazily Insane cousin, a.k.a. the one who threw herself out of a moving vehicle, is in jail. For something ridiculously stupid.
I don't really know where their other sister is. She probably has custody of the one brain they seem to share.
Stepcousin (Jackie's met him) has gotten his girlfriend pregnant, making my almostAunt a grandmother before the age of forty. He has a job though. And I'm pretty sure they have a house to live in. So, you know, not the worst thing that can happen, but he's kind of an idiot (a sweetheart, but not too bright) so... yeah. Also, this makes my cousin a five-year-old uncle. Awesome.
My great aunt (Aunt Namesake's sister and also my grandmother's sister) had a heart attack and is in the hospital in critical condition. The only thing stupid about this is that she's smoked for a million years, and it's what killed her brother-in-law (Aunt Namesake's husband) and also contributed to the death of her own husband. Also stupid is that none of her children seem to have any idea what's going on.
Needless to say, God's been hearing from me a lot lately.
-1:24 AM
Moronic cousin has baby before age of 21, while having no money, house, or job, and having a mother who has no money, house, or job. Baby's father is not in the picture at all. This is baby Bianca, by the way. She's adorable but incredibly fat. Maybe I'll post a picture some day.
Moronic cousin's sister, Batshit Crazily Insane cousin, a.k.a. the one who threw herself out of a moving vehicle, is in jail. For something ridiculously stupid.
I don't really know where their other sister is. She probably has custody of the one brain they seem to share.
Stepcousin (Jackie's met him) has gotten his girlfriend pregnant, making my almostAunt a grandmother before the age of forty. He has a job though. And I'm pretty sure they have a house to live in. So, you know, not the worst thing that can happen, but he's kind of an idiot (a sweetheart, but not too bright) so... yeah. Also, this makes my cousin a five-year-old uncle. Awesome.
My great aunt (Aunt Namesake's sister and also my grandmother's sister) had a heart attack and is in the hospital in critical condition. The only thing stupid about this is that she's smoked for a million years, and it's what killed her brother-in-law (Aunt Namesake's husband) and also contributed to the death of her own husband. Also stupid is that none of her children seem to have any idea what's going on.
Needless to say, God's been hearing from me a lot lately.
-1:24 AM