Quotes: Ambu Week

[ivy_mae]

Quotable quotes from one week of Ambu duties:

1. A patient came to the ER complaining of severe abdominal pain.
   Me: "Na-ospital na po ba siya dati?"
   Patient's dad: "Opo, dok."
   Me: "Ano daw po sakit niya?"
   Patient's father: "Meron daw kasi siyang kidney e."
   Me: (I have a kidney, too!
   )
   
   
2. A four-year old patient with a two-day history of fever suddenly becomes unresponsive, opens and closes his mouth rhythmically and had eyes moving upwards and downwards. He was having a seizure.
   He was immediately brought to Pediatrics ER.
   Pedia doctor: "Tumirik talaga ang mata?"
   Patient's worried mother: "Opo, dok! Akala ko natakot lang siya doon sa mama e!"
   We all looked at the man outside who had a large body and gruff beard on his chin.
   (Scary nga naman!
   )
   
   
3. A psychotic patient (strapped to a stretcher that was just given an anti-psychotic intramuscularly) raises his hands to the heavens and shouts,
   "Oh God, pareho na tayong high! Ang pagkakaiba natin, ikaw ang most high at ako high lang!!!"
   (He has a point!
   )