the autumn days grow short and cold
So, for Thanksgiving, we had turkey, rolls, mashed potatoes and gravy, blaukraut, candied sweet potatoes, and acorn squash halves with sweet cinnamon-nutmeg sauce in the middle. And pumpkin pie for dessert, of course. All very delicious, but I was glad to see the day go. I love dinner, but Thanksgiving Day is dull as all get out. Barely anything is
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"I'm on it!" Tobias called in thought-speak, and wheeled through the sky, using his psychic abilities to call forth the other Animorphs, wherever they might be.
Nature Girl, She-Grizzly, and Smart Talking Monkey Man (whose name was hard to fit on a spandex suit,) came running from their usual Saturday activities.
"Hey, Jake Tiger. What happened to the Animorphs signal?" asked Nature Girl, readying her form-of-wolf battle morph.
"The Yeerks used it to make a biological weapon a couple days ago, remember?"
"Oh yeah," said She-Grizzly thoughtfully, "Monkey Man defused it with some Q-tips and mayonnaise." She was already beating heads in left and right as she said this. Fortunately, the majority of their enemies were easy-to-destroy robots. The Big Bad was still inside, most likely cackling evilly to himself.
"I am here. Here. Heeeere," announced Ax-Man, the benevolent visitor from the stars. He'd brought M&Ms. Everyone nodded heroically at him and they all gathered in for a dramatic pose.
Jake jabbed a finger at the building. "Your reign of terror is over, Visser Three!" he announced. "The Animorphs are here to save the day!"
(Okay, I think I would pay good money to see this and either die laughing, or get severe retinal scarring from seeing all that spandex.)
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I would SO read this comic book :D
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I thought of doing a Captain Planet parody, but then I thought naaaahhh. Too obvious.
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