everything i do i rush through so i can do something else
Things to do:
-Retrieve certified birth certificate from state of Illinois.
-Get bank situation sorted out.
-Buy plane tickets immediately.
-Arrange trip to Washington DC so that I may get my passport as quickly as possible.
-Stab out my eye with a spork.
All right. So, before D&D happened I demanded a Ben and Jerry's trip for a double-decker cone of Chocolate Therapy ice cream. I ate the thing in about five minutes, and the rrsulting sugar rush led me to paint chocolate war paint on my cheeks and declare myself Supreme Poobah, King of all that is Chocolate, and Recruiter to the Great Chocolate Cause. My D&D playmates declared that such zaniness was completely weird and out of the ordinary. And then we watched my box sets of Angel and played a game in which we acted out the roles of magic-using adventurers out to end the reign of a god of violent death. It was a good night.