hard people to shop for

[ivy_chan]

I am very nearly finished with my Christmas shopping. The one big problem on my list, and he's alway a problem every damn year, is my father. The man has no hobbies. He doesn't really read books, he reads magazines like National Geographic and buys his own subscriptions. He doesn't really have a favorite snack food or candy. He doesn't drink alcohol, tea, or coffee.

I COULD STRANGLE HIM.

My idea this year was that I destroy one of his possessions and replace it with something better-quality. Light fire to his shoes or something.

Ho, ho, ho.