Revolution Fic: Stamp of Approval
Fandom: nbc's Revolution
Rating: pg-13 to be on the safe side. Warning: Writing on someone when they're asleep.
Characters: Miles, Aaron, Charlie, Nora, Rachel and Danny. And Monroe's lurking presence.
Pairing: Gen, with canon past Miles/Nora and possible hints at Miles/Monroe and Rachel/Monroe. Maybe if you squint and tilt you head 45 degrees you ( Read more... )
'How does he keep getting out.'
'I don't know! How does he keep finding the damn marker,' Jeremy mutters, spitting on his thumb and rubbing his 'horns'. 'It's not like we can chain him up.'
ROTFL! Oh my God, that's perfect! It didn't even cross my mind the shenanigans he gets up to with the Militia, or what happens when he has no Mathesons to mark. I bet there was a stupid recruit who one night tried to stop him and suffered the consequences. They never speak of that incident, it's too horrible.
LOL at him drawing horns on Jeremy. I bet Bass was also a Supernatural fan.
Now I've also got this image in my head of the two of them waking up one night to see Bass sleepwalking and trying to use him as a bloodhound to find the Mathesons.
'What if he runs off and we lose him? Maybe we can tie something to him?'
'Like a leash? Do you want to explain to the President of the Republic why he's got a collar and a leash like a dog?'
'Maybe he's secretly into that sort of thing?'
'....'
'Maybe a piece of yarn then?'
Bass sure is obsessed, but we love him anyway.
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...and then whatever the hell the boys do to him (reflectors? string? yarn? rope? bright feathers? a bell so they can find him in the dark?), the next time he rocks up to the Matheson camp no one's asleep (except Aaron) and they all have a really difficult time taking the danger seriously (even Rachel) and someone has to gag Danny so he doesn't spoil it.
...then there's Bass waking up later and finding some relic of the night before (maybe Charlie and Miles drew on him back?) and going WTF guys. Coz he has no idea he sleepwalks - it's like the worst kept secret in the Militia so Jeremy and Tom have to make something up...involving rebels and spiked drinks.
"He's paranoid right?" Jeremy shrugged as Monroe stomped away. "He believes us."
Tom didn't spare him a glance. "So you think this is helping?"
"More than us getting arrested for tying a bell to our fearless leader so we could follow him on his nightly jaunt into the forest..only to lose him when one of us couldn't keep up."
"I fell. There was a hole in the path."
Jeremy snorted.
Tom glared.
Jeremy raised a smug eyebrow. "If had been able to take a picture, I would have recreated Facebook in order to show the world. You squealed like a little girl."
"Last thing you'd ever do."
"Worth it," Jeremy breathed, both of them straightening up when Monroe glanced over from across the camp. "Uhoh."
...you know I'm going to walk away, coz you and Cory are better at this (or at least funnier). Still my point stands - Bass with a bell. Think about it.
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No, don't go! That was hilarious! Now I've got an image in my head of 'zombie Bass' with his stamp and marker trying to write on the Matheson party, but they're awake and it ends up like a ridiculous game of tag.
Poor Bass not realizing what's going on. Even funnier than spiked drinks, would be if Tom and Jeremy tried the 'sleep walking stamping' on him:
Bass: "How the hell did they find us? Why didn't they try and kill us and why on earth would someone write 'Gollum' on me?"
Tom: "It must be some kind of juvenile prank."
Bass: "A prank? Are you serious?"
Tom: "Captain Baker, a little help here?"
Jeremy: [shrugs] "Maybe they don't know they're doing it. Maybe they sleepwalk."
Bass: "Miles doesn't sleepwalk! Neither does Rachel!"
Jeremy: "Maybe it's the Matheson girl! She must have a condition or something where she sleepwalks and marks people in her sleep." *coughs and tries to hide a grin, Tom gives him the shifty eyes*
Bass: "That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard."
Jeremy: [under his breath] "Tell me about it."
We tried tying a bell to our cat. He drove us crazy, then he removed the bell and collar. He's a crafty one and I think he knows computers better than me- he opens up outlook and windows media player (and one time Sudoku, I guess he was really bored)
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