Fic: Identity Theft Solutions (Supernatural)

[ivy03]

Title: Identity Theft Solutions
Author: Ivy
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: G
Genre: gen
Summary: All those credit cards Sam and Dean use? They must come from somewhere.
A/N: This is a little bit of crack that I probably spent more time formatting than writing. Blame trakkie for goading me into writing it. Also - the names of the stores? They're real.

Comments

[ivy03]

I admit! I was using google maps, and stopped short of working out gas mileage and tank size and optimal routes. Thanks for the correction. Yes, even the people they rip off have to love the Winchesters.

[embroiderama]

Awesome outside POV! I like the idea of seeing their travels broken down to charges on a credit card. And--eeep--Sam mauled by a "bear," but I'm glad the hospital patched him up on Mr. Dunn's credit.

[ivy03]

I was talking with a friend of mine, saying that the charges on the cards must be: liquor, liquor, ammo, liquor, car parts, ammo... And thus a fic was born. Thanks for reading!

[dazedizzy]

mauled by a bear!!!

hahahahaha!

Sweet.

and no kidding, it should be allright to patch Sam up. "they look like boys who need their daddy..." awwww...

[ivy03]

I second the "awwww." Thanks for reading!

[clex_monkie89]

Oh. I enjoyed this far more than I would usually like to admit considering how sappy I feel right now. I feel the incredible need to hug Sam, Dean and Edward right now.

[ivy03]

Edward definitely needs a hug. Just imagine the stress he's going through, buying a house, getting a mortgage...

Yay for sappy! Glad you liked it.

[skippy_peanuts]

iiinnnteresting. i always did wonder how all the people that got those bills felt about it. i like it.

[ivy03]

They could probably form a support group -- victims of the Winchester's identity theft. I can just imagine one of those Citibank commercial's with Dean doing the voice over. Thanks for reading!