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[ivriniel]

You know about those anonymous bad guys, right? The kind that seem to multiply out of nowhere that seem to exist for you to kick their asses most ferociously in the most creative way possible. Of course, their aim is to try to kill you, but of course you're too clever for them and even though there is only one of you, you defeat all 29 of them in

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[erchirion]

Those damned dirty orcs! :shakes fist:

Uh, hello Auntie Ivvy.

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[ivriniel]

Indeed!

Hello, Erchirion dear. I heard that you got turned into a hobbit?

[erchirion]

Yeah. Sorta. But I'm really cute and my husband likes me this size... so, meh.

¬.¬

I shaved off my footfur... and if I hear one more epic song in iambic pentameter accompanied by a twelve course meal, I may have to committ murder with a mushroom. Other than that... :thumbs up:

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[ivriniel]

And so you are. :) And I will continue to adore my darling nephew no matter what size or shape he gets himself in, don't you worry. Continue spoiling him too. :D

I sent you a digital camera watch last week; did you get it?

Do you wear shoes with your bald hobbit feet?... and I shall endeavour not to do any of those things you listed there in your presence, all two of them. But I'm glad to see you're doing well!

[erchirion]

:blushes: Spoiling is always good...no matter what Elphir says.

Hehehe, yes. I have taken to pretending to be a spy, and taking pictures of Merry when he least expects it. Thus far I have some lovely shots of him mid-sneeze, urinating, and tripping over my stepson, Merin. I'm going to make them into a collage for the Yule card this year.

I have shoes Merry made me. I am much the fashion plate in the Shire. My husband assures me the outright laughter is just jealousy.

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[ivriniel]

Elphir's a good kid and I'm quite concerned about his current... welfare. But at least he seems to be, uh, happy in Numenor. Sort of. I don't know.

Awww, how adorable! I can't wait until Yule season comes. XD

*nods* I'm sure that the hobbits all over all want a pair, just like yours. I don't see how they couldn't. :) It's nice to talk to you again, sweetie.

[erchirion]

I'm worried over him too. He keeps trying to kill himself, which is you know... bad. Plus he's cutting himself. He's not allowed to do that and yell at me for burning myself. That's hyp... um, nevermind. :shifty look: I'm just very worried over him. If he croaks the cardboard cut out my have to take over, and sadly, it just can't hold a pen.

It's nice talking to you too! I like relatives that are... you know... sane.

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[ivriniel]

He just asked ME if I could kill him! ME!! The nerve of him! :( I'm terribly worried about him. Poor child. *frowns* Don't you do anything to yourself, either. It might not seem like it hurts anyone when you do it but it does.

Well, you have to have one in the family who isn't too mixed up in the head, right? :) I'll talk to you later, sweetie.