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You know about those anonymous bad guys, right? The kind that seem to multiply out of nowhere that seem to exist for you to kick their asses most ferociously in the most creative way possible. Of course, their aim is to try to kill you, but of course you're too clever for them and even though there is only one of you, you defeat all 29 of them in about three minutes flat.
In this world, they are called orcs. And these orcs seemed to have banded together and are currently threatening lawsuits all over Arda for prejudice against orcs.
Horrible. Horrible. I lament for the old days when I can kill an orc without one screeching about how they're going to sue my well-shaped ass. Ugh.
In this world, they are called orcs. And these orcs seemed to have banded together and are currently threatening lawsuits all over Arda for prejudice against orcs.
Horrible. Horrible. I lament for the old days when I can kill an orc without one screeching about how they're going to sue my well-shaped ass. Ugh.