Hurrah! Today is crotch!spam Day!
In honor *g* of x_missysue_x 's birthday today is crotch!spam day! (with a little ass!spam to go along with it). So let's celebrate! Share some pretty drool!pics! Join in on the commentary! Though my share is Tommy focused, feel free to share the Mikey and Jensen and Justin droolage too. Because pretty is such a terrible thing not to share.
and missysue... i haven't forgot you wanted words instead of pics, and words are on the way, maybe even today. ;)
Warning! The images within may cause excessive drooling, *squeeing* like a fangirl, warmth and/or tingling in lots of places, loss of coherent thought which maybe be coupled with the inability to supress one of the seven deadly sins. Obviously these are cropped , except maybe one or two or four, from larger images which I found at various places including oxoniensis art, screencap paradise and yet another gayporn site. Seriously when you google tw pics you get some wild places that show up.
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Let's start out with some basic farmboy crotch.
Clark practices his supermodeling skills in the barn.
Farmboy crotch! With tools!
After all that hard work, Clarky needs to cool off. What about a nice swim in Crater Lake?
Go on. Take 'em off. We won't look.
Really. We won't look. We promise.
*peeks* and *drools* Okay... so we lie.
commercial break time!
I have no clue to what he's selling, but I'll take a dozen of them!
Speaking of Dozen. Another must see cinematic masterpiece is as near as your dvd...
Charlie crotch!
Whatever he's selling, I'm still buying. *g*
Back to the show!
Looks like someone has been playing with the little red rocks again!
This is just so damn pretty.
After all that redk, Clark feels guilty and runs off to save someone!
Quick Clarky, run!
Why Tom Welling should never be allowed to wear underwear ever again.
Clark really wants to save people, but sometimes he just needs to be saved himself. Notice the lab tech's hand is actually tugging on his jeans. LOL!
*g* What are the odds Clark was actually wearing this under his clothes? I bet there were plenty of volunteers at the lab to put this on him.
Coach? Uh.. coach?
Even in the PZ Clark looks good on his back. *g*
He also looks pretty good walking away! *drool*
Commercial break, have the drool towels handy.
Do I need to say anything?
This big! Seriously!
Back to your regularly schedualed drooling...
Forget writing in and asking for more shirtless scenes... lets ask for more no shirt and pants scenes.
Awww... look at Clarky's, I mean Kal-El's dimples. *g*
Kal-El takes a nap. Being nekkid is hard work.
And finally, to end this off, the best part of Static. SuperBootyShaking!
If anyone wants to gift me with an animated avi of Clark working that ass in this scene, I would adore you forever!
Thanks for playing along! Now taking suggestions for the next body part to get spammed. *g*