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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Sunday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Monday I punched Triggur in the arm (-10 points). In October I broke inkednurse's X-Box (-12 points). In February I helped vintagebutch see the light (8 points).
Overall, I've been nice (8 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!
Sincerely,
Ivory_Iris