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Created by pbfreak079 and taken 1568 times on BzoinkThis is a completely random survey. Nothing really has its own section...1. How old are you?:182. When is your birthday?:July 22nd 19903. How tall are you?:5'11"4. How much do you weigh?:166 lbs.5. What color is your hair?:Brown. Like a turd.6. What color are your eyes?:Brown. Like two turds.7. Do you have nails?:I would assume those chitinous growths on my fingers are nails, yes.8. Even if you dont, do you atleast try to paint your nails?:Don't what? That's a badly worded question, pbfreak0799.If you do or if you want to, what is your favorite color nail polish?:TURD COLORED10.What shampoo and conditioner do you use?:supercuts brand crap that i picked up last time i got a haircut11. What kind of toothpaste do you use?:This green crap with these little bead-things in it. IDK either :/12. What are you wearing right now?:T-shirt and Jeans.13. Do you wear glasses?:Yes, rimless ones, so I can scratch them up easier14. Do you have any piercings?:nah16. Do you have any tattoo's?:No, but I've decided I now want one.17. Are you married/Want to get married/Or engaged?:Maybe someday. I'd need to find someone who i can hang out with and not get bored of after... decades.18. Do you have kids/want them/Or pregnant?:Not yet. Then again, I still haven't had my period this month :x19. Does your husband/boyfriend/dreamguy have tattoos?:duh20. Do your kids/future kids do any kind of sports?:I'd hop in my time machine and ask them, but I already told you this when i returned from the future a few years ago. Well i guess I have to close the time-loop.21. What kind of car do you drive?:Toyota Corolla.22. What did you have for breakfast this morning?:An Omelette.23. What is your favorite kind of dog?:Mooch :c24. Do you have any dogs?:Goddammit.25. Are out-houses nasty to you?:no they are delicious om nom nom nom nom26. Do you use public bathrooms?:yyyyyyes.27. What color hair does your husband/boyfriend/dreamguy have?:I'm gonna pretend you said girl and go with red.28. Do you own an iPod or MP3 player?:nope!29. What is your favorite drink out of all the drinks in the world?:mmm, baileys. Creamy.30. Where is Osama Bin Laden hiding at?:WELCOME TO THE YEAR 2009, WEARY TIME-DENIZEN. LET ME GIVE YOU A TOUR WITH MY ROCKET BOOTS.31. When was the last time you had sex/dreamt about sex?:question 19.32. Who was it with? ;-):Well, i guess I already made that joke last question. One step ahead of the game!33. What is your favorite magazine?:LEGO magazine. I really wish I was kidding. It's better than Playboy!34. Does your husband/boyfriend/dreamguy have any piercings?:why do you think I like guys so much? WAIT WHY IS THIS PINK?35. Have you ever taken a romantic bath with anyone?:if by "romantic" you mean "erotic" the answer is still no :c36. What are your kids/future kids names?:leave it to me to want to name my girls Lotus/Cali and my boys Mathias/Anakin37. Was there a number next to number 11? Don't you dare go back and look.:one above and below? wtf?38. You looked didn't you?:no not really, actually. sry.39. Do you know anyone named Paris/Pierre or any other weird french name?:hahaha what a homo40. Does chocolate milk really com from brown cows?:no it comes from cow's assholes41. What time do you wake up in the morning?:9am in the summertiiiiime42. WHAT wakes you up in the morning?:my watch alarm43. Are blondes REALLY stupid?:I go to San Diego State University. I think all girls are pretty much retarded now.44. Is Avril Lavigne really a poser?:I really don't care.45. Is money everything to you?:hahaha nope.46. If you won $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 what would you do with it?:invest in lotto tickets. laugh that i have more money than currently exists. cry when inflation hits.47. Is Ellen Degeneres the coolest gay lady besides Rosie O'Donell?:I fucking hate Rosie O'Donnell! Ellen is super cool though.48. How obnoxious is Roseanne?:AH HAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAA49. Do Joel Madden's ears really get good radio signals?:I know nothing about pop-culture50. Have you ever owned a squirrel?:no?51. Does Paris Hilton belong in jail?:dude she already went there. She belongs in an insane asylum52. Does your husband/boyfriend/dreamguy have tan skin or pastey white?:pastier than paper53. Which one of Marilyn Manson's eyes are brown?:right. his right. i think.54. When is garbage day?:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpuIVE3k55. Is Scooby-Doo really the coolest dog ever? Or does Scrappy beat him?:Scrappy's a punk56. Digital Camera's or Disposable?:come on man, really? digital supremacy.57. Which finger does the wedding ring go on?:ring finger, left hand.58. Do Joel and Benji Madden really have twincest parties on tour?:Jesus christ, I am so glad I'm not getting graded on this59. Does Green Day beat Blink-182?:LOITE NOITE. OI KNOUW.60. MTV or Fuse?:Fuse.61. Why is Lindsay Lohan the way she is?:why can't she be beautiful again62. Is Miller Lite better than Busch Lite?:lmao shitty beers. Newcastle is the shit.63. Is pink really the new black?:no? pink is... pink.64. Is the singer Pink the coolest "rocker" chick in the music business?:hahaha you retard.65. Is Jeff Foxworthy funnier than Larry the Cable Guy?:Yes, but the old dude they hang out with is the best.66. Monopoly or Candy Land?:Monopoly, because it inspires SO MUCH RAGE.67. Eminem or Kevin Federline?:Eminem. Sue me.68. What is glass made from?:heated sand.69. Do you really need coups to get into the BK Lounge?:what?70. Is Davey, from AFI, really a girl?:I don't know. Is he?71. Are country boys sexy? Or do skater boys win that award?:I wish I could quit you.72. Simple Plan or Good Charlotte?:Suicide.73. You know who Hailie Mathers is right?:nope!74. Did you see "Passion of the Christ"?:unfortunately. what a horrible movie. It was just a guilt trip! there wasn't even plot!75. Pampers or Huggies?:DEPENDS.76. Wal-Mart or K-Mart?:wal-mart77. This is number 77 right?:this is this.78. Why did you look to make sure that was 77?:no, that is that.79. It's just the way the mind works right?:what is? What is wrong with you?80. Can you read this? You are an iodtiic mroon for tyrnig to raed tihs.:God, shut up.81. Are you a righty or lefty?:righty82. How many kid songs have the same tune as "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"?:like five83. You just tried to sing some to figure it out didn't you?:nah84. Why would you try? I'm never going to read your responses to this.:no, but i will, and danielle will because she's lurking LJ and not on AIM85. Am I watching you through your window right now?:nah86. I didn't just see you glance towards the window did I?:okay yeah i did87. Does the rabbit EVER learn that Trix are for kids?:just cough up the cash, rabbit88. Why do teachers act like they know everything?:hahahah you're in middle school89. Is it good to get an edumacation?:yes. very.90. Drugs or Alcohol?:Alcohol, but not by much.91. Why is Cartman fat?:High cholestorol.92. Why does Kenny always die?:electrical impulses stop going through your brain93. Is your mom looking at you through the crack in the door?:I actually checked, since this is a fairly common occurance. I forgot how lame living at home can be94. Tell me you didn't actually look...:I did. I just told you I did.95. Are you hungry?:not really. maybe a bit.96. Would you ever take a 2000 question survey?:I've done 1000 at least. I mayyyy have done 200097. What time is it?:RAPE TIME.98. Would you ever pick up a hitch-hiker?:if he was a hot gurrrrrl99. Would you ever hitch-hike?:actually yeahYou've been totally Bzoink*d!
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Created by pbfreak079 and taken 1568 times on BzoinkThis is a completely random survey. Nothing really has its own section...1. How old are you?:182. When is your birthday?:July 22nd 19903. How tall are you?:5'11"4. How much do you weigh?:166 lbs.5. What color is your hair?:Brown. Like a turd.6. What color are your eyes?:Brown. Like two turds.7. Do you have nails?:I would assume those chitinous growths on my fingers are nails, yes.8. Even if you dont, do you atleast try to paint your nails?:Don't what? That's a badly worded question, pbfreak0799.If you do or if you want to, what is your favorite color nail polish?:TURD COLORED10.What shampoo and conditioner do you use?:supercuts brand crap that i picked up last time i got a haircut11. What kind of toothpaste do you use?:This green crap with these little bead-things in it. IDK either :/12. What are you wearing right now?:T-shirt and Jeans.13. Do you wear glasses?:Yes, rimless ones, so I can scratch them up easier14. Do you have any piercings?:nah16. Do you have any tattoo's?:No, but I've decided I now want one.17. Are you married/Want to get married/Or engaged?:Maybe someday. I'd need to find someone who i can hang out with and not get bored of after... decades.18. Do you have kids/want them/Or pregnant?:Not yet. Then again, I still haven't had my period this month :x19. Does your husband/boyfriend/dreamguy have tattoos?:duh20. Do your kids/future kids do any kind of sports?:I'd hop in my time machine and ask them, but I already told you this when i returned from the future a few years ago. Well i guess I have to close the time-loop.21. What kind of car do you drive?:Toyota Corolla.22. What did you have for breakfast this morning?:An Omelette.23. What is your favorite kind of dog?:Mooch :c24. Do you have any dogs?:Goddammit.25. Are out-houses nasty to you?:no they are delicious om nom nom nom nom26. Do you use public bathrooms?:yyyyyyes.27. What color hair does your husband/boyfriend/dreamguy have?:I'm gonna pretend you said girl and go with red.28. Do you own an iPod or MP3 player?:nope!29. What is your favorite drink out of all the drinks in the world?:mmm, baileys. Creamy.30. Where is Osama Bin Laden hiding at?:WELCOME TO THE YEAR 2009, WEARY TIME-DENIZEN. LET ME GIVE YOU A TOUR WITH MY ROCKET BOOTS.31. When was the last time you had sex/dreamt about sex?:question 19.32. Who was it with? ;-):Well, i guess I already made that joke last question. One step ahead of the game!33. What is your favorite magazine?:LEGO magazine. I really wish I was kidding. It's better than Playboy!34. Does your husband/boyfriend/dreamguy have any piercings?:why do you think I like guys so much? WAIT WHY IS THIS PINK?35. Have you ever taken a romantic bath with anyone?:if by "romantic" you mean "erotic" the answer is still no :c36. What are your kids/future kids names?:leave it to me to want to name my girls Lotus/Cali and my boys Mathias/Anakin37. Was there a number next to number 11? Don't you dare go back and look.:one above and below? wtf?38. You looked didn't you?:no not really, actually. sry.39. Do you know anyone named Paris/Pierre or any other weird french name?:hahaha what a homo40. Does chocolate milk really com from brown cows?:no it comes from cow's assholes41. What time do you wake up in the morning?:9am in the summertiiiiime42. WHAT wakes you up in the morning?:my watch alarm43. Are blondes REALLY stupid?:I go to San Diego State University. I think all girls are pretty much retarded now.44. Is Avril Lavigne really a poser?:I really don't care.45. Is money everything to you?:hahaha nope.46. If you won $1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 what would you do with it?:invest in lotto tickets. laugh that i have more money than currently exists. cry when inflation hits.47. Is Ellen Degeneres the coolest gay lady besides Rosie O'Donell?:I fucking hate Rosie O'Donnell! Ellen is super cool though.48. How obnoxious is Roseanne?:AH HAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAA49. Do Joel Madden's ears really get good radio signals?:I know nothing about pop-culture50. Have you ever owned a squirrel?:no?51. Does Paris Hilton belong in jail?:dude she already went there. She belongs in an insane asylum52. Does your husband/boyfriend/dreamguy have tan skin or pastey white?:pastier than paper53. Which one of Marilyn Manson's eyes are brown?:right. his right. i think.54. When is garbage day?:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpuIVE3k55. Is Scooby-Doo really the coolest dog ever? Or does Scrappy beat him?:Scrappy's a punk56. Digital Camera's or Disposable?:come on man, really? digital supremacy.57. Which finger does the wedding ring go on?:ring finger, left hand.58. Do Joel and Benji Madden really have twincest parties on tour?:Jesus christ, I am so glad I'm not getting graded on this59. Does Green Day beat Blink-182?:LOITE NOITE. OI KNOUW.60. MTV or Fuse?:Fuse.61. Why is Lindsay Lohan the way she is?:why can't she be beautiful again62. Is Miller Lite better than Busch Lite?:lmao shitty beers. Newcastle is the shit.63. Is pink really the new black?:no? pink is... pink.64. Is the singer Pink the coolest "rocker" chick in the music business?:hahaha you retard.65. Is Jeff Foxworthy funnier than Larry the Cable Guy?:Yes, but the old dude they hang out with is the best.66. Monopoly or Candy Land?:Monopoly, because it inspires SO MUCH RAGE.67. Eminem or Kevin Federline?:Eminem. Sue me.68. What is glass made from?:heated sand.69. Do you really need coups to get into the BK Lounge?:what?70. Is Davey, from AFI, really a girl?:I don't know. Is he?71. Are country boys sexy? Or do skater boys win that award?:I wish I could quit you.72. Simple Plan or Good Charlotte?:Suicide.73. You know who Hailie Mathers is right?:nope!74. Did you see "Passion of the Christ"?:unfortunately. what a horrible movie. It was just a guilt trip! there wasn't even plot!75. Pampers or Huggies?:DEPENDS.76. Wal-Mart or K-Mart?:wal-mart77. This is number 77 right?:this is this.78. Why did you look to make sure that was 77?:no, that is that.79. It's just the way the mind works right?:what is? What is wrong with you?80. Can you read this? You are an iodtiic mroon for tyrnig to raed tihs.:God, shut up.81. Are you a righty or lefty?:righty82. How many kid songs have the same tune as "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star"?:like five83. You just tried to sing some to figure it out didn't you?:nah84. Why would you try? I'm never going to read your responses to this.:no, but i will, and danielle will because she's lurking LJ and not on AIM85. Am I watching you through your window right now?:nah86. I didn't just see you glance towards the window did I?:okay yeah i did87. Does the rabbit EVER learn that Trix are for kids?:just cough up the cash, rabbit88. Why do teachers act like they know everything?:hahahah you're in middle school89. Is it good to get an edumacation?:yes. very.90. Drugs or Alcohol?:Alcohol, but not by much.91. Why is Cartman fat?:High cholestorol.92. Why does Kenny always die?:electrical impulses stop going through your brain93. Is your mom looking at you through the crack in the door?:I actually checked, since this is a fairly common occurance. I forgot how lame living at home can be94. Tell me you didn't actually look...:I did. I just told you I did.95. Are you hungry?:not really. maybe a bit.96. Would you ever take a 2000 question survey?:I've done 1000 at least. I mayyyy have done 200097. What time is it?:RAPE TIME.98. Would you ever pick up a hitch-hiker?:if he was a hot gurrrrrl99. Would you ever hitch-hike?:actually yeahYou've been totally Bzoink*d!
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