Conflabbit called me a liar
So I'm updating. FUCK WHATEVER HAPPENED TO DAILY UPDATES, UGH. NOW I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU GUYS ABOUT AWESOME SLEEPOVERS (i swear, I'm a 14 year old girl) OR MY FIREWORK-FILLED NEW YEARS IN FULL DETAIL CAPS CAPS CAPS. ALSO, LOST.
Anyways, have I told you I'm getting back into Dungeons and Dragons? Currently I play a warforged fighter named Dent. To put this into your terms, the warforged are a race of wood and steel statues brought to life by magic. So yeah, magic robots (GIS "warforged" if you want a picture). A fighter is a guy who's entire purpose in life is to carry around huge fucking weapons and ruin everyone's shit. So yeah, I'm a warbot. Also, I have a bastard sword for a hand (a maaaaaagic bastard sword!), a shield attached to my arm, and a crossbow attached to my other arm (a maaaaagic crossbow!). I've also got various other crap, and my party found me in a tomb with a dent in my head (hence the name), and I have amnesia and don't know who built me or why. Goddammit I am a huge nerd.
Meanwhile, today I went into work, and this group of about 20 mexican and black girls who are all middle-highschool age come into the store all at once. They all go to look at the toppings, and one mexican girl asks "We can try?"
Since, you know, you can try yogurts, I said "sure?" INSTANTLY, they all oooo'd, and grabbed topping spoons and started grabbing gummy bears. I tell them they can't do that (fuckers still got like three giant scoopfulls) and they can only try the yogurt. So each of them tries every flavor, and then LEAVES WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING ELSE. MOTHERFUCKERS. AHSASFASASF.
Also Gary Busey is terrifying.
NINJA EDIT: Jesus christ, how have i already tagged an entry as "gary busey"?
Anyways, have I told you I'm getting back into Dungeons and Dragons? Currently I play a warforged fighter named Dent. To put this into your terms, the warforged are a race of wood and steel statues brought to life by magic. So yeah, magic robots (GIS "warforged" if you want a picture). A fighter is a guy who's entire purpose in life is to carry around huge fucking weapons and ruin everyone's shit. So yeah, I'm a warbot. Also, I have a bastard sword for a hand (a maaaaaagic bastard sword!), a shield attached to my arm, and a crossbow attached to my other arm (a maaaaagic crossbow!). I've also got various other crap, and my party found me in a tomb with a dent in my head (hence the name), and I have amnesia and don't know who built me or why. Goddammit I am a huge nerd.
Meanwhile, today I went into work, and this group of about 20 mexican and black girls who are all middle-highschool age come into the store all at once. They all go to look at the toppings, and one mexican girl asks "We can try?"
Since, you know, you can try yogurts, I said "sure?" INSTANTLY, they all oooo'd, and grabbed topping spoons and started grabbing gummy bears. I tell them they can't do that (fuckers still got like three giant scoopfulls) and they can only try the yogurt. So each of them tries every flavor, and then LEAVES WITHOUT SAYING ANYTHING ELSE. MOTHERFUCKERS. AHSASFASASF.
Also Gary Busey is terrifying.
NINJA EDIT: Jesus christ, how have i already tagged an entry as "gary busey"?