OOC :: Oh, look. An info post. Didn't think we'd be seeing any of those this time of year.
""Who are those horrible orange creatures over there?" "Why, those are the Grunka-Lunkas. They work here in the Slurm factory." "...Tell them I hate them!"
This is Professor Farnsworth. In his day, he's the oldest man on Earth. That's quite an accomplishment. This makes him crotchty, cranky, shameless, politically incorrect, and absolutely disgusting. Add to the fact that he's a mad scientist with absolutely no respect for the well-being of other individuals, and you basically have a horrible prune of a person that smells like molded cheese. He probably hates you, for no good reason at all, and has no problem telling you so.
And that's why we love him. From the ever iconic Futurama, he's being unfortunately downgraded from his tenure at Mars University to come teach at Fandom High. Good thing is, he isn't entirely cognizant enough to realize the difference.
"Please, Fry. I'm a professor; I don't know how to teach!"
I don't really have much of an info post persay, except to warn everyone that he is a crazy old man, known to send hapless employees to horrible deaths and destroying a few alternate universes in the meantime. I feel it necessary to add the caveat that, while Farnsworth might be out to insult, upset, and utterly disregard you, I am not. Please, please, please let me know if I'm heading toward line-crossing territory or if I have, and I will gladly cease and desist, and Farnsworth will find himself suddenly taking a nap or completely forgetting about what he was talking about.
He's old. He's from the future. He's crazy, senile, and a total party pooper. That just about wraps up anything I feel I'd need to put into an info post, unless this slow, slow day at work is making me forget anything else important.
"With my last breath, I curse Zoidburg!"
Short and sweet, just like Farnsworth himself. ♥