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Oct 29, 2005 17:49

So I copied Julia and posted "Emily needs" into google, and these are some of the things that came up.
I laughed.

Emily needs to develop a support network that will help her transition into adult life.
Emily needs help!
Emily needs to be told "No, there are certain things that just are NOT allowed."
Emily needs to be whipped into shape by Nanny 911, and her parents need to be sentenced to a job working with 16-year-old "Emily's" *cough* 17 *cough*
Emily needs a forever family who will be patient and consistent.
Emily needs to go sit on a bench on Lake Mendota and have another drink.
Emily needs to get spotted dog who’s been left in the car.
Emily needs to leave town to meet sane people and good people, whose
thoughts haven't been poisoned.
Emily needs to be quiet while the machine makes its measurements.
Emily needs to be read as part of the American gothic tradition.
Emily needs no special assistance to work in lab practical classes.
Emily needs eating companions around noon Wednesday.

So basically I am an insecure seventeen year old insane goth on the brink of adulthood, who has a stressful home life, is an underage alcoholic, likes spotted dogs, is great in lab classes, needs a Nanny 911 to whip me into shape, and is insecure about my eating habits on Wednesdays.

Niiiicccceeeee
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