Fun Times at Wendy's
Landon has mono, oh no. Kind of ironic since he kisses everyone he comes into contact with. But it was funny cause me and Sara J decided to turn his "mono rumor" into a "aids rumor" and it was funny. That Sara, I'll tell ya. She is just full of surprises. Funny ones.
But I am scared, b/c I hang around Landon all the time and chances are I have drank after him, and now I don't feel good. So fuck fuck fuckity fuck, I hope I don't have his disease. I mean he already has cooties. Man.
I stayed home from school today so this is really just yesterday's update.
Only, today I asked Reuben if he remembered that time when we went to Wendy's on the way to this retreat, and this old man in the line came up to us and croaked "Would you...like...to see a penny trick?" and Reuben said "Yes, I would." and he just kind of pulled it out from his sleeve, and made this weird gasping noise like it was the most surprising thing in all his 90 years. It was the highlight of my weekend and Reuben doesn't even remember it. Reuben if you are reading this, damn you to hell. I REMEMBER. Man, I'll tell ya, Old people and Wendy's go together like peas and carrots. Before the con, me and Jesse were standing in line and this old lady wobbled up to the counter and was like "excuuuuuse meee?..." and some Shaniqua type lady came to the counter and she was like "mmhmm?" and the old lady said "I would...just like to say...that...that was the BEST hamburger I have ever tasted. It was so delicious. I would like to compliment to the person who made that PERSONALLY." and Shaniqua was just like "MMKAY MA'AM, Thank you." It was really very funny. I HEART WENDYS.(and Old people.)
But I am scared, b/c I hang around Landon all the time and chances are I have drank after him, and now I don't feel good. So fuck fuck fuckity fuck, I hope I don't have his disease. I mean he already has cooties. Man.
I stayed home from school today so this is really just yesterday's update.
Only, today I asked Reuben if he remembered that time when we went to Wendy's on the way to this retreat, and this old man in the line came up to us and croaked "Would you...like...to see a penny trick?" and Reuben said "Yes, I would." and he just kind of pulled it out from his sleeve, and made this weird gasping noise like it was the most surprising thing in all his 90 years. It was the highlight of my weekend and Reuben doesn't even remember it. Reuben if you are reading this, damn you to hell. I REMEMBER. Man, I'll tell ya, Old people and Wendy's go together like peas and carrots. Before the con, me and Jesse were standing in line and this old lady wobbled up to the counter and was like "excuuuuuse meee?..." and some Shaniqua type lady came to the counter and she was like "mmhmm?" and the old lady said "I would...just like to say...that...that was the BEST hamburger I have ever tasted. It was so delicious. I would like to compliment to the person who made that PERSONALLY." and Shaniqua was just like "MMKAY MA'AM, Thank you." It was really very funny. I HEART WENDYS.(and Old people.)