R.I.P.

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Here lies Spot... the dog dressed as a plant.

I'm sorry that I didn't water you enough... or too much.

I'm sorry I kept telling you not to die when I should have used more positive words like "You're gonna live!"

I'm sorry that my office widow is blocked by trees which may bave stunted your growth.

I'm sorry you were 'dead plant walking' when Juli first gave you to me for Christmas.







Oh Spot... you never had a chance.

Because my co-workers think they are funny they bought me a new dog dresses as a plant. I named her Beatrice.




She's as fake as a beauty shop bagel....