Nov 30, 2004 16:25
here is a
> > series of promises
> > that really speaks to true friendship:
> >
> > When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot
> > revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
> >
> > When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever
> > is choking you.
> >
> > When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
> >
> > When you are confused - I will use "little" words.
> >
> > When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until
> > you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
> >
> > When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy
> > ass.
> >
> > This is my oath...I pledge it till the end.
> > Why? You may ask.
> > Because you are my friend.
Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good
> > friend will help
> > you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a
> > shovel.
> >
well i have more to say. i just got that in an email. i would write what i have to say but i dont feel like it at the moment. well...... much luv.
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