sofa king wee todd did.

Oct 28, 2005 21:53

oh man. OREGON FUCKING SUCKSSSSS.

i do apreciate the free wireless at the Red Lion In on US 97 North in Bend Oregon.
holy fucking shit.
someone. please.

FUCKING SHIT. now even homosexuals are flying the enterprise around. big surprise sulu is gay.

and yea. I spend a little time in the UPS station in BVend oregon today too.

and yea. fucking fun shit. and i trained some more people on how to run a porn shop.
which is more complicated than you would imagine. there is no way i'm going to finish all the things i need to do up here in the time i have left. and its not even because i've been fucking around.
its because all the training i was given back in santa barbara on how to use the programs in the retail program don't exisit on the system up there. i had to create all the fucking programs to run inventory and then show some aape how to use it.
jsesus man. it is a fucking mess up here.

i so want to be back home with my girlfriend in my bed in my apartment.
the only good thing about this trip is the 20 something hours of overtime i've clocked in when i get back. ive worked something like 66 hours by the end of this week. cause i get paid for driving.
i think i ll take some pictures of mt shasta on the way back. that thing is the coolest.

ive seen some attractive people. i'll go back on my statement that ALL the people up here are ugly. I'll stand by saying that 80% of the population is ugly. This is one of those cities were everyone my age (23) is married and having kids. like wtf. man why don't you just cut off your ballls stuff them in a blender, pour some teaquila in and have a deathtrap margarita in the fucking snowy wasteland that is central oregon.
i would hate my parents if them made me grow up here. this is the kinda place that creates high school pipe bombers. and not the kinky ones that drive off in strage cars on d utch islands.

so what the fuck am i talking about?
i'm talking about Oregon sucking balls. I'm taking about a place where it is 40 fucking degrees out at noon. wht the fuck is that. in october. fuckity fuck fuck fuck fuck. so yea, everyone who doesn't live in Southern California (as i've said before) is a sucker. enjoy your fucking seasons commoners.

fuck oregon. and fuck scooter libby for making the intelligence branch of the US government a little less safer for all those sexy ladies taking the foreskin for america.
fuck oregon.
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