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1. How old will you be in 10 months?
The magical 42.
2. Do you think you'll be married by then?
No.
3. What do you look forward to most in the next 3 months?
Buying a car and exploring Brissy further.
4. Who was the last person you called?
Frank.
5. Who was the last person to call you?
Gordon from the used car place.
6. Do you prefer to call or text?
Call.
7. Do you have any pets?
No.
8. What were you doing at 12am last night?
Turning off the laptop and getting ready for bed.
9. Are your parents married/separated/divorced?
Married.
10. When is the last time you saw your mom?
Never seen my "mom". The last time I saw my mUm was over the Christmas hols.
11. What happened at 11:00a.m.?
Had about 3 emails to respond to and someone asked me a question at the same time.
12. How many states have you lived in?
Let's see.. SA, ACT, VIC, QLD. Shouldn't you include English Counties too, you ignorant tw@t?
13. How many cities/towns have you lived in?
Andamooka, Coober Pedy, Adelaide, Canberra, Reading, Horsham, Knutsford, Melbourne, Brisbane.
14. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
Bare feet in Brisbane. Shoes everywhere else.
15. Are you a social person?
Yes but I'm also happy with my own company.
16. What was the last thing you ate?
Six squares of Dove milk chocolate.
17. What is your favorite ice cream?
Mackies original flavour icecream (can only get it in the UK).
18. What is your favorite dessert?
Summer Fruit Pudding.
20. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
What?? Damned American memes. Jelly is a dessert. Nobody eats peanut butter and "jelly" sandwiches in civilised parts of the world. Not unless "jelly" means jam in your lingo, in which case a very small number of people might eat it.
21. Do you like coffee?
Not really, mainly because my mouth feels like a skunk crawled in and died there after I've drank one. I don't know why coffee does that. I don't have this problem with cocoa and drinking tea makes my mouth feel positively refreshed.
22. How many glasses of water a day do you drink on average?
One.
23. What do you drink in the morning?
OJ.
24. Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
I sleep alone.
25. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
Yes, the top side of the bed.
26. Do you know how to play poker?
Yes but which version of poker are you talking about?
27. Do you like to cuddle?
No.
28. Have you ever been to Canada?
No.
29. Do you eat out or at home more often?
Home.
30. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
Yes, Madonna. You know, that talentless whore married to Guy Ritchie, not the other one.
32. Do you speak any other language?
Slovenian.
33. Have you ever smoked?
No.
34. Have you ever been in an ambulance?
No.
35. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?
Ocean on a secluded beach.
36. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seat?
Definitely aisle. When you have legs as long as mine the window seat is not an option, also you are trapped if you sit near the window and some fat b*stard sits next to you.
37. Do you know how to drive a stick shift?
You mean "manual" you goon. Yes, but I prefer an auto.
38. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
Shares. And it's spelt favoUrite.
39. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7?
Gold ring, gold necklace.
40. What is your favorite TV show?
Probably "Lost". For the chicks, not the storyline.
And you spelt favoUrite incorrectly again.
41. Can you roll your tongue?
Yes.
42. Who is the funniest person you know?
Hergo or Liam.
43. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
No, I prefer live ones.
44. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
On my mobile? Whatever the default is. (And don't call it a cellphone).
45. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
How little?
46. What is the color of your bedroom walls?
Neutral whiteish coloUr. Colour has a "U", damn you.
47. Do you shut off the water when you brush your teeth?
Yes.
48. Do you sleep with your closet doors opened or closed?
Given they are sliding doors, it's 50-50.
49. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of killer bees?
Bees.
50. Do you flirt alot?
Yeah a bit.