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[ivanchristopher]

Christopher - Hey Manda, what do you call it when your hands and wrists smell like armpits???

Manda - *grins* I dunno, what?

Christopher - Two badass swing dancers.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.

Manda - ooooh, I knooow that's right!!! *busts a move*

Christopher - We totally rock it like Fred and Ginger

Manda - aww...we totally do!! I love you Fred

Christopher - Well gee you're mighty swell too Ginger

Manda - *digs her toes into the ground* What say you and me go cut a rug to shreds?

Christopher - Then go to the drug store for a milkshake...

Manda - that sounds almost as dreamy as you!!

Christopher - By the way... was your father a meat burgler???

Manda - ....no...why?

Christopher - Cuz you got two fiiiine hams stuffed down the back of your pants!!!

Manda - Well... were you a traffic ticket in a past life?

Christopher - why?

Manda - cuz you got fiiiiine written ALL over you!!!

Christopher - DAMN BABY!!!!!!!

Manda - Would you like a fish sandwich?

Christopher - how about some courvoisier in the back of my van?

Manda - ooh, that sounds like a plan to me!

Christopher - let's go, bitch!