BEST CONVERSATION EVER! you basically have to read it all, its so random
SixShadesOfLime (3:37:10 PM): so i decide to try to be healthy. i get an apple out of the fridge, it looked nice. i bite it. and its like rotten.
Bri the Spyy (3:37:18 PM): ewwww
Bri the Spyy (3:37:23 PM): thats a sign
Bri the Spyy (3:37:28 PM): only eat junk from now on
Bri the Spyy (3:37:31 PM): or you'll die
SixShadesOfLime (3:37:41 PM): yeah. im suing the united apple farmers union of america
Bri the Spyy (3:37:47 PM): haha
Bri the Spyy (3:37:51 PM): is there such a thing?
SixShadesOfLime (3:38:01 PM): there better be. bc someone is gunna read this hate letter
Bri the Spyy (3:38:07 PM): haha
Bri the Spyy (3:38:15 PM): so i was staring at you today and i noticed something
Bri the Spyy (3:38:23 PM): either you have perfect skin or your wear concealer
SixShadesOfLime (3:38:26 PM): HAHAHA
SixShadesOfLime (3:38:50 PM): my skin is hardly perfect. i use concealer.
Bri the Spyy (3:38:56 PM): freak!
SixShadesOfLime (3:38:58 PM): i know!
SixShadesOfLime (3:39:00 PM): but it works..
Bri the Spyy (3:39:01 PM): haha
Bri the Spyy (3:39:06 PM): it freaks me out
SixShadesOfLime (3:39:12 PM): concealer?!
Bri the Spyy (3:39:20 PM): because you look like a manequin walking down the hall way
Bri the Spyy (3:39:25 PM): not the concealer your face!
SixShadesOfLime (3:39:27 PM): OH THANKS
SixShadesOfLime (3:39:40 PM): haha omg
SixShadesOfLime (3:39:50 PM): so im supposed to look like karl hoffner then
SixShadesOfLime (3:40:00 PM): the total opposite of concealer.
Bri the Spyy (3:40:08 PM): ouch
Bri the Spyy (3:40:09 PM): burn
SixShadesOfLime (3:40:20 PM): Ohh he deserves it lol. i dont like him much.
Bri the Spyy (3:40:30 PM): he's been my best friend since preschool
Bri the Spyy (3:40:32 PM): ...
SixShadesOfLime (3:40:35 PM): the whole katie relationship thing
Bri the Spyy (3:40:38 PM): oh yeah well
SixShadesOfLime (3:40:42 PM): katies one of my best friends
SixShadesOfLime (3:40:45 PM): ahah im sorry.
SixShadesOfLime (3:40:47 PM): i didnt mean it like that.
Bri the Spyy (3:40:51 PM): katies one of my good friends too
SixShadesOfLime (3:40:54 PM): he just ....uhg.
Bri the Spyy (3:41:08 PM): but i would've never met kt if it warn't for karl
SixShadesOfLime (3:41:12 PM): she like hit rock bottom over him. and it makes me angry that someone could do that now
Bri the Spyy (3:41:13 PM): and im from the south now
SixShadesOfLime (3:41:29 PM): WARNT
SixShadesOfLime (3:41:30 PM): AHHH
SixShadesOfLime (3:41:33 PM): talk like that at school
Bri the Spyy (3:41:39 PM): will do
Bri the Spyy (3:42:14 PM): i warn't causin no harm now siirr
SixShadesOfLime (3:42:21 PM): oh lord.
Bri the Spyy (3:42:44 PM): haa
Bri the Spyy (3:43:22 PM): so basically until about like a week ago i thought you hated me
SixShadesOfLime (3:43:29 PM): omg ew why!
SixShadesOfLime (3:43:36 PM): i dont hate you. or anything close to that!
SixShadesOfLime (3:43:39 PM): i thought u hated meee
Bri the Spyy (3:44:20 PM): oh
Bri the Spyy (3:44:24 PM): well i don't hate you either
Bri the Spyy (3:44:26 PM): so thats settled
SixShadesOfLime (3:44:28 PM): k
SixShadesOfLime (3:45:00 PM): So heres my letter so far
SixShadesOfLime (3:45:10 PM): "To whom it may concern,
Bri the Spyy (3:45:43 PM): good start
SixShadesOfLime (3:46:16 PM): recently, i bit into one of your so called scrumptious apples. Little did i know it was rotten. I broke a tooth and now I have herpes. type b. and a bad case of ringworm My lawyer will be contacting you soon
SixShadesOfLime (3:46:30 PM): or something to that effect.
Bri the Spyy (3:47:00 PM): hahaha
Bri the Spyy (3:47:04 PM): omg
Bri the Spyy (3:47:06 PM): thats amazing
SixShadesOfLime (3:47:30 PM): lol idk even know where this apple is from
SixShadesOfLime (3:47:33 PM): im looking on the bag
Bri the Spyy (3:47:42 PM): warn't there a sticker on it
SixShadesOfLime (3:47:43 PM): "manufactured in GUAM"
Bri the Spyy (3:47:49 PM): manufactured??
SixShadesOfLime (3:47:51 PM): IM EATING GUAM
Bri the Spyy (3:47:55 PM): how the fuck do you manufacture an apple
Bri the Spyy (3:47:59 PM): hahahaha!!!!!
Bri the Spyy (3:49:31 PM): wow you're amazintg
SixShadesOfLime (3:49:46 PM): im dying. call an ambulance
SixShadesOfLime (3:50:06 PM): someone remember to file a lawsuit against guam.
SixShadesOfLime (3:50:17 PM): thats my last request.
SixShadesOfLime (3:50:26 PM): i want those bastards to pay for my last dying breaths.
Bri the Spyy (3:51:06 PM): check one on list of things to do
Bri the Spyy (3:51:14 PM): sue the bastards in guam
SixShadesOfLime (3:51:26 PM): that would be on msnbc for ages
Bri the Spyy (3:51:31 PM): oh def
SixShadesOfLime (3:51:54 PM): the highly intreguing case of wilson v. guam.
SixShadesOfLime (3:52:08 PM): it will be in history books
SixShadesOfLime (3:52:15 PM): get gabby to be your lawyer. shes good at stuff
Bri the Spyy (3:54:05 PM): yeah she would make a good lawyer
Bri the Spyy (3:54:18 PM): i can see the apush report now
Bri the Spyy (3:56:00 PM): you were accepted into canisius
SixShadesOfLime (3:56:04 PM): mhmm
SixShadesOfLime (3:56:05 PM): and medaille
Bri the Spyy (3:56:06 PM): lucky bastard
SixShadesOfLime (3:56:15 PM): ew i know! and im not even sure what i wanna do!
Bri the Spyy (3:56:49 PM): wow
SixShadesOfLime (3:57:01 PM): yeah lol
SixShadesOfLime (3:57:05 PM): i forsee a bad future for me
SixShadesOfLime (3:57:11 PM): ill get there and decide to go to hair school or something
SixShadesOfLime (3:57:23 PM): then become a taxi diver. or something way out there
Bri the Spyy (3:58:55 PM): taxi driver
Bri the Spyy (3:59:00 PM): you'd make a good danny devito
SixShadesOfLime (3:59:04 PM): Oh my god.
SixShadesOfLime (3:59:15 PM): take that back!! i dont want to be old fat and italian!