Stand back! I have a baguette!
holly_lama: Hm, probably should eat something other than rice cakes today...
Me: I'm having coffee.
Me: I think I might have a bagel after work.
Me: Bagels are good.
holly_lama: Yeah, they are.
Me: If I could have any superpower I'd have bread-vision.
holly_lama: Bread vision?
holly_lama: does that mean you can see in bread like night-vision can see in the dark?
Me: No, it would be like heat vision … but instead of producing heat I'd produce bread.
holly_lama: Ah yes. Catchy name. :)
holly_lama: I suppose I could call it the Darren Look. Like the Midas touch.
Me: But it's not like everything I looked at would turn to bread.
holly_lama: True.
holly_lama: That would suck.
Me: Yeah, like the Midas Touch didn't?!
holly_lama: I'm not saying it didn't!
Shortly after this conversation there was a super hero on Fairly Odd Parents. After saving a girl periously dangling from the monkey bars he holds his hand close to his face. Suddenly a blue beam blasts from his eyes and an ice cream cone with pink ice cream appears in his hand. He hands it to the little girl and she shouts out "Neat! Sweet vision."
I think that a general 'food vision' would be an interesting super power.
Me: I'm having coffee.
Me: I think I might have a bagel after work.
Me: Bagels are good.
holly_lama: Yeah, they are.
Me: If I could have any superpower I'd have bread-vision.
holly_lama: Bread vision?
holly_lama: does that mean you can see in bread like night-vision can see in the dark?
Me: No, it would be like heat vision … but instead of producing heat I'd produce bread.
holly_lama: Ah yes. Catchy name. :)
holly_lama: I suppose I could call it the Darren Look. Like the Midas touch.
Me: But it's not like everything I looked at would turn to bread.
holly_lama: True.
holly_lama: That would suck.
Me: Yeah, like the Midas Touch didn't?!
holly_lama: I'm not saying it didn't!
Shortly after this conversation there was a super hero on Fairly Odd Parents. After saving a girl periously dangling from the monkey bars he holds his hand close to his face. Suddenly a blue beam blasts from his eyes and an ice cream cone with pink ice cream appears in his hand. He hands it to the little girl and she shouts out "Neat! Sweet vision."
I think that a general 'food vision' would be an interesting super power.