You're Just Another Part of Me
So I go to shampoo my hair last night, only to find a large bulge coming out of the back of my head.
Yes, I have a growth that's portruding from my skull. And this one ain't no small fucker, either. I'd estimate it to measure about the size of a Kennedy half-dollar.
Funny how I'm talking about head wounds and Kennedy in the same entry. Poor taste still rules the day.
My doctor says it's a cyst, and that it should go away with a hot compress. I gotta be honest, though: I was kinda hoping it'd sprout into something like this:
Still, I guess it could be worse: I could be as useless as the Kennedy half-dollar.
OK, ok, I'll stop with the fatcat bashing. Besides, The Growth is hungry and needs to eat. Peace!
Yes, I have a growth that's portruding from my skull. And this one ain't no small fucker, either. I'd estimate it to measure about the size of a Kennedy half-dollar.
Funny how I'm talking about head wounds and Kennedy in the same entry. Poor taste still rules the day.
My doctor says it's a cyst, and that it should go away with a hot compress. I gotta be honest, though: I was kinda hoping it'd sprout into something like this:
Still, I guess it could be worse: I could be as useless as the Kennedy half-dollar.
OK, ok, I'll stop with the fatcat bashing. Besides, The Growth is hungry and needs to eat. Peace!