(no subject)
Okay so i'm in a really sarcastic mood so i figured it would be a good time to fill this out!
1) Who is the last person you high-fived?
this girl rachel who i work with who nees a lot of attention
2) If you were drafted into a war, would you survive?
no, i'd probably end up sitting in a corner doing nothing and shooting people on my team to amuse me!
3) Do you sleep with the TV on?
Rarely
4) Have you ever drank milk straight out of the carton?
no i rarely drink milk. i'm also not retarded and civilized enought to take 4 seconds and pour it into a glass.
5) Have you ever won a spelling bee?
no, i don't think i was ever in one. i would spell shit wrong so i didn't have to participate
6) Have you ever been stung by a bee?
yeah, i've also played in the woods, scratched my balls, and hit a small baby, what else do you wanna know?
7) How fast can you type?
hold on let me time myself...or not i don't fucking care!
8) Are you afraid of the dark?
good nickelodeon show
9) Eye color?
blue in the winter, green in the summer
11) When is the last time you chose a bath over a shower?
never because bath's are retarded and a waste of time
12) Do you knock on wood?
Mighty Mighty Bosstones...
13) Are you drinking anything right now?
no, i could drink the lotion next to my computer if you want
14) Where the hell is it?!
about 7 inches away
15) Can you hula hoop?
better than your mom
16) Are you good at keeping secrets?
if the secret is important
17) What do you want for Christmas?
nothing, i don't celebrate that
18) Do you know the Muffin Man?
why the fuck did you ask me such a retarded question? should i also add question 18b) do you know the dolphin killer man?
19) Do you talk in your sleep?
yeah, when i'm sleeping i'm constantly pissed cause i won't shut the fuck up!
20) Who wrote the book of love?
i've never read that book
21) Have you ever flown a kite?
yah
23) Do you consider yourself successful?
no, i'm constantly told how bad i am at doing things
24) How many people are on your contact list of your cell?
all of them i think
25) Have you ever asked for a pony?
no because i'm not a dumb slut
26) Plans for tomorrow?
going to work and being pissed off because that's what work does, it pisses me off because humans are dumb
27) Can you juggle?
well i was in the juggling club
28) Missing someone now?
yeah
29) When was the last time you told someone I Love You?
probably erica sometime...
30) And truly meant it?
never
31) How often do you drink?
not enough, maybe alcohol will make me happy
32) How did you feel today?
insecure, then wanted to be alone, then frustrated, stressed, and finally sarcastic
33) Are you black?
i'm a gangster, what do you think?
34) Have you ever been suspended or expelled from school?
no, i used to be good
35.) What are you looking forward to?
going back to college
36) Have you ever crawled through a window?
no, i don't fit
37) Have you ever eaten dog food?
yah
38) Can you handle the truth?
not very well
39) Do you like green eggs and ham?
no i haven't. if you're referring to the fact that i've read a dr. seuss book then the answer is yes. don't ask me a dumb question trying to be fucking funny.
40). What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator?
sugar free kool aid, tortilla shells, lettuce
41) Any cool scars?
maybe i will soon
42) Are you single or taken?
single, no want wants to do with me, i'm just funny sometimes and do retarted stuff. who would want a relationship with me?
43) Do you like or have a crush on anyone?
yeah i usually have someone i like but i know i'll never be with them, cause i'm ugly
44) How many kids do you plan on having?
none, i hate kids. i'd kill my own children
46) Have you ever been in love?
no
47) Do you talk to yourself?
yeah
48) Do you like dancing?
no
49) Three of your favorite foods:
pizza, taco bell, ice cream
50) Three physical things about the opposite sex that appeal to you:
not much really, in guys the butt, hair, and smile
51) Who are you thinking about right now?:
how people are dissapointing
52) Who did you last talk to on the phone?
erica
53) Where is your phone?
on my dresser
54) What was the last thing you ate?:
cinnamon toast
55) What are your favorite colors?:
green and black
56) What is the last movie watched?
i watched wedding crashers here, but i did see the omen on 6.6.06 in theaters
57) What song are you currently listening to?:
a podcast
58) Are you currently suffering from a broken heart?:
yeah
59) Would you ever date anyone on your friends list?
fuck no, i love you all but not like that
60) What are you going to do now?
go check my friens lj and then head to myspace to waste more of my life
1) Who is the last person you high-fived?
this girl rachel who i work with who nees a lot of attention
2) If you were drafted into a war, would you survive?
no, i'd probably end up sitting in a corner doing nothing and shooting people on my team to amuse me!
3) Do you sleep with the TV on?
Rarely
4) Have you ever drank milk straight out of the carton?
no i rarely drink milk. i'm also not retarded and civilized enought to take 4 seconds and pour it into a glass.
5) Have you ever won a spelling bee?
no, i don't think i was ever in one. i would spell shit wrong so i didn't have to participate
6) Have you ever been stung by a bee?
yeah, i've also played in the woods, scratched my balls, and hit a small baby, what else do you wanna know?
7) How fast can you type?
hold on let me time myself...or not i don't fucking care!
8) Are you afraid of the dark?
good nickelodeon show
9) Eye color?
blue in the winter, green in the summer
11) When is the last time you chose a bath over a shower?
never because bath's are retarded and a waste of time
12) Do you knock on wood?
Mighty Mighty Bosstones...
13) Are you drinking anything right now?
no, i could drink the lotion next to my computer if you want
14) Where the hell is it?!
about 7 inches away
15) Can you hula hoop?
better than your mom
16) Are you good at keeping secrets?
if the secret is important
17) What do you want for Christmas?
nothing, i don't celebrate that
18) Do you know the Muffin Man?
why the fuck did you ask me such a retarded question? should i also add question 18b) do you know the dolphin killer man?
19) Do you talk in your sleep?
yeah, when i'm sleeping i'm constantly pissed cause i won't shut the fuck up!
20) Who wrote the book of love?
i've never read that book
21) Have you ever flown a kite?
yah
23) Do you consider yourself successful?
no, i'm constantly told how bad i am at doing things
24) How many people are on your contact list of your cell?
all of them i think
25) Have you ever asked for a pony?
no because i'm not a dumb slut
26) Plans for tomorrow?
going to work and being pissed off because that's what work does, it pisses me off because humans are dumb
27) Can you juggle?
well i was in the juggling club
28) Missing someone now?
yeah
29) When was the last time you told someone I Love You?
probably erica sometime...
30) And truly meant it?
never
31) How often do you drink?
not enough, maybe alcohol will make me happy
32) How did you feel today?
insecure, then wanted to be alone, then frustrated, stressed, and finally sarcastic
33) Are you black?
i'm a gangster, what do you think?
34) Have you ever been suspended or expelled from school?
no, i used to be good
35.) What are you looking forward to?
going back to college
36) Have you ever crawled through a window?
no, i don't fit
37) Have you ever eaten dog food?
yah
38) Can you handle the truth?
not very well
39) Do you like green eggs and ham?
no i haven't. if you're referring to the fact that i've read a dr. seuss book then the answer is yes. don't ask me a dumb question trying to be fucking funny.
40). What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator?
sugar free kool aid, tortilla shells, lettuce
41) Any cool scars?
maybe i will soon
42) Are you single or taken?
single, no want wants to do with me, i'm just funny sometimes and do retarted stuff. who would want a relationship with me?
43) Do you like or have a crush on anyone?
yeah i usually have someone i like but i know i'll never be with them, cause i'm ugly
44) How many kids do you plan on having?
none, i hate kids. i'd kill my own children
46) Have you ever been in love?
no
47) Do you talk to yourself?
yeah
48) Do you like dancing?
no
49) Three of your favorite foods:
pizza, taco bell, ice cream
50) Three physical things about the opposite sex that appeal to you:
not much really, in guys the butt, hair, and smile
51) Who are you thinking about right now?:
how people are dissapointing
52) Who did you last talk to on the phone?
erica
53) Where is your phone?
on my dresser
54) What was the last thing you ate?:
cinnamon toast
55) What are your favorite colors?:
green and black
56) What is the last movie watched?
i watched wedding crashers here, but i did see the omen on 6.6.06 in theaters
57) What song are you currently listening to?:
a podcast
58) Are you currently suffering from a broken heart?:
yeah
59) Would you ever date anyone on your friends list?
fuck no, i love you all but not like that
60) What are you going to do now?
go check my friens lj and then head to myspace to waste more of my life