if you agree to some of these...then you are an arashi fan.
feel free to add more...
- baited by jun
- anything over 49kg is "fat"
- best dancer in johnny's is ohno, period.
- day dreaming, imagining...there is no end, ever.
- i save for natsucon...the whole year, 2 years, 10 years, etc. (tch, if i could get to Japan...)
- only true idols get more popular after putting nylons over their head, wearing nipples shirts, and wearing daisy dukes
- i'm envious of the arashi FC members
- i'm envious of anyone that lives in japan
- everytime a new single comes out, 2 versions is a given
- despite how poor you are, somehow you manage to buy all versions (i get my music by more...devious means...)
- first kanji memorized is "arashi" (maybe not THE first, but one of the first)
- then all the members' names
- when speaking japanese i only know "male" dominate words such as "omae" "umai" "kuse" (not 100% true....i try to control myself)
- eating expired food is not crazy at all, but funny
- when someone mentions bambi, it's sho or jun that you think of not the disney movie
- no matter how many times, you always cry when watching aiba read his letter on 24hrTV
- you want a pet and his name is momo
- you name things after arashi such as pets, computers, your external HD (haven't gone this far yet)
- sims is a game you started just so you can have characters named after arashi (it's been a while since sims actually...)
- the best university in all of japan is keio, period (yes, and not just because of sho...other johnny's have gone there!)
- sho is unreachable
- you've bought a baby blue DS(it's pink actually, but I didn't buy it or it woulda been blue)
- you didn't know jun was the youngest
- you didn't know ohno was the oldest
- before arashi S&M was disturbing, now it's just an everyday part of life
- you've been jealous of okama san's (okay, maybe)
- one of the main reasons for your computer is to download arashi stuff
- you've cried after your hard drive crashed(not yet)
- no matter how many times you burn things off, your hard drive is always full
- you've sat your friends down and began the history on arashi(my brother, yes)
- your friends can put names to faces(my brother knows a few...does that count?)
- when asked if you have a boyfriend you have casually said "yes" and pictured one of the members (i'm not that spaced out....)
- you've come to like japanese artists that the members like
- wished that johnny's wouldn't be so expensive
- vowed not to spend money on arashi
- spent it 5 minutes after you vowed this because a new photo album came out
- pre-order is a given
- there is an arashi photo that you see everyday EG: car, pencil case, wallet, planner
- your cell phone wallpaper is arashi (should be....)
- your cell phone ring tone is arashi (can't find/make any)
- aiba has the best english in all of japan
- december 24 is not christmas eve, it is "aiba's birthday"
- when going to karaoke you sing at least 1 arashi song
- when singing in the car at karaoke anywhere, you MUST follow the hand motions during the chorus (unless, of course, i'm driving)
- you've been jealous of animals
- you read "asahi" as "arashi" (my reading isn't that bad)
- the best actor in japan is nino, period. (YES)
- short guys is DEFINITELY okay
- guys with bad skin is okay too
- guys skinnier than me, that's okay too (only because they're shorter and don't work out)
- arashi is the best group, ever
- when someone says "captain" or "leader" the first person you think of is ohno
- sometimes you hear "nino" instead of "nemo"
- therefore you buy nemo things thinking of nino
- ohno should be a world reknowned artist
- you've come to tolerate/love other johnny's artists because of arashi
- you've pulled all nighters to wait for videos, scans, reports
- sometimes you wonder if arashi are idols or comedians
- you start off with a favorite, but slowly you can't decide
- you study japanese because of arashi (not originally)
- you plan on going to japan because of arashi
- giggling to yourself after finding something "japanese"
- when you meet someone japanese the first thing you want to do is ask if they know arashi (yes, and most do)
- aiba is a prodigy
- nino should be a professional song writer
- the only man that can pull off a belly button ring is sho
- neon colored suits are completely acceptable for any occasion
- when someone says "tension" you think "aiba"
- your parents know arashi songs and the members' name (no, but my brother may)
- gotten into a fight with siblings about arashi
- have arashi posters but wont put them up afraid you'll ruin them (no posters sadly)
- when people mispronounce nino's name it annoys you (i've never heard them mispronounce it)
- like to yell out "YEAH!" at the end of things
- fancams are heaven sent
- you buys CDs but listen to downloaded versions because you don't want to open your CD
- wished you could befriend ohno's mom
- you are envious of people like inoue mao, suzuki ann, ayoi yu
- go crazy over the smallest thing they did
- can't get enough of ohmiya sk and sakuraiba love
- starts watching News ZERO just to watch our chipmunk newscaster
- watched beijing olympics just to catch a glimpse of Sho (and i didn't T^T)
- scribble arashi related stuff all over your books and everywhere you go.
- you dont' find the comedians gag amusing. arashi's ones are much funnier.
- use Arashi shows subtitles to improve your Japanese
Hehehe....yeah, I added and subtracted in some places. I stole this off of
http://ohnorashii.blogspot.com/.