Way to be a coward. I'll say it, I'm in love...
With myself.
Seriously. First off I got this sweet new haircut. Check this shit out you won't even believe me unless you see it for yourself.
Way creepier than Mike what's his face!
Some people claim they can be creepier than me, to that I say "WTF WHO TOOK MY NACHOS?" I don't take this shit lightly. That's why April is now my month to prove I am the creepiest kid on the block. Don't even come near me unless you're ready to be skeeved to the max. You've been warned.
To accentuate my awesome new haircut (only skanks don't like it), and to aid in my new goal for April I went and did the creepiest thing possible.
HOLY
SHIT
I know what you're thinking. "How can I be this creepy, yet cool at the same time?" You can't. Kill yourself now. Or just come be my unpaid employee and sign a contract of lifelong servitude.
No one can stuff their face like me. No one. I will destroy you.
I'm done with this shit. Haters.
Seriously. First off I got this sweet new haircut. Check this shit out you won't even believe me unless you see it for yourself.
Way creepier than Mike what's his face!
Some people claim they can be creepier than me, to that I say "WTF WHO TOOK MY NACHOS?" I don't take this shit lightly. That's why April is now my month to prove I am the creepiest kid on the block. Don't even come near me unless you're ready to be skeeved to the max. You've been warned.
To accentuate my awesome new haircut (only skanks don't like it), and to aid in my new goal for April I went and did the creepiest thing possible.
HOLY
SHIT
I know what you're thinking. "How can I be this creepy, yet cool at the same time?" You can't. Kill yourself now. Or just come be my unpaid employee and sign a contract of lifelong servitude.
No one can stuff their face like me. No one. I will destroy you.
I'm done with this shit. Haters.