stereofreakingtypes

Apr 23, 2007 21:31

1. How are you stereotypically female?
- i'm never satisfied with my appearance
- i stuggle constantly with my weight
- i write poetry
- i don't care about cars or trucks or tools, and i think its silly to compete for status with that shit
- i want to look pretty at my wedding
- i love chocolate
- i express my feelings
- i think, no, i KNOW everything that makes everyday life for a family really great is stuff that was stereotypically female, such as...
- baking...i LOVE to bake
- cooking, see above.
- making people know they are loved by cooking, cleaning, baking, etc. for them
- i like doing laundry well
- i like pretty dishes
- furniture
- OMYGOD SHOES!!!!
- i pluck
- i like to shop sometimes, and i'm REAL good at it
- i will ask for directions if i need to, even though i'm a geography professor, so there
- i don't like wearing clothes that don't flatter my figure
- i like talking w/ women
- i love shoes
- i'm very gentle

2. How are you stereotypically male?
- i love weight lifting
- i looooooove to play football, and i was good at it...it's been a while
- i like to climb trees
- i like to eat meat
- i dress for comfiness
- i like girls
- i HATE losing
- i can organize shit
- i love maps and finding stuff
- i'm a horn dog [but i try to be very nice and very harmless about it]
- i will absolutely pound anyone who hurts or threatens anyone in my presence...and leave my friends alone or you will be nothing but a grease spot and then i'll get girly and wipe that up so you will be gone
- i love to drive, and do it well when i want
- hurt or badly threaten me physically and see if you survive the severe ass whipping you'll get

3. What parts of you do you consider unclassifiable as either gender?
- i really love to game, civ, pirates, baldur's gate
- i like watching movies
- i like being random
- i like hanging with friends
- i like staying home and chilling
- i worship music, art, and Jess instead of god
- i love to sing and play guitar
- i read a lot, and many types of things
- i compose music
- i love to bike, bowl, bocce, and swim, but only swim if skinny enough to look good in a suit

4. Do you think you are primarily male, female, or neither in characteristics?
Kind of all of the above, but look at the lists...you do the math.

5. If you could be born as any gender, knowing the gender prejudices as they are now, which would you choose to be?
I think female, but only from being told i can't do stuff i really wanted to do or couldn't be what i was because i'm male. i guess it would have been harder to play football or like girls as a girl. are girls allowed to be horn dogs? i would be a girl if i could be pretty. ugly girls have it toooo hard. come to think of it, being an ugly boy ain't no easy way to go either....ehhhh....girl

like you didn't know

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