MiChIgAnDeRS!!! lol
You know you're a michigander
You know you're from Michigan when:
1. You've never met any celebrities.
2. "Vacation" means going to Cedar Point.
3. At least 1 member of your family disowns you the week of the Michigan - Michigan State game.
4. Half the change in your pocket is Canadian.
5. Your idea of a 7-course meal is a six-pack and a bucket of smelt.
6. You drive 86 mph on the highway and pass on the right.
7. Your idea of a traffic jam is 20 cars waiting to pass an orange barrel.
8. You know how to play (and pronounce) Euchre.
9. You know the "Big Mac" is something that you drive over.
10. You know how to pronounce "Mackinac."
11. You've had to switch on the "heat" and the "A/C" in the same day.
12. You can see a car running in a parking lot with no one in it, no matter what time of the year.
13. You end your sentences with a preposition; example: "Where's my coat at?"
14. You bake with SODA and drink a POP.
15. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, or animal.
16. You think of the 4 major food groups as beef, pork, BBQ sauce, and beer.
17. You carry jumper cables in your car.(i will)
18. You design your kids Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. [lmao]
19. Driving in the winter is better because the potholes are filled with snow.
20. Your favorite holidays are Christmas, Thanksgiving and opening of Deer Season, which you consider a National Holiday.
21. You have 10 favorite recipies for Venison.
22. You know what "cow tipping" and "snipe hunting" are.
23. Your little league (but never soccer) game was snowed out.
24. You learned to drive a boat before you could ride a bike.
25. You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car.
26. Your snowblower has more miles on it than your car.
27. Shoveling the driveway constitutes a great upper body workout.
28. You attend a formal event in your best clothing, finest jewelry, and snow boots.
29. The municipality buys a zamboni before a bus.
30. The word "thumb" has geographical, rather than anatomical significance.
31. You show people where u grew up or live by pointing to a spot on ur right hand.
32. Traveling coast-to-coast means driving from Port Huron to Muskegon. [heh..]
33. You measure distance in minutes.
34. When giving directions, you refer to "A Michigan Left."
35. You know that Battle Creek not only exists, but isn't that far from Hell.
36. You have experienced frostbite and sunburn in the same week.
37. Your year has 2 seasons: Winter and Construction.
38. Home Depot on any Saturday is busier than toy stores at Christmas.
39. You know when it has rained because of the smell of worms.
40. Owning a Japanese car was a hanging offense in your hometown.
41. You believe that "down south" means Toledo.
42. You think that everyone from a bigger city has an accent.
43. You can go from Hell to Paradise in a day, or vice versa.
44. After 2 days of rain, it's Monday.
45. YOU ACTUALLY "GET" THESE JOKES AND FORWARD THEM ON TO ALL YOUR MICHIGAN FRIENDS :)
thought it was funny
you love her but she loves him and he loves somebody else...you just can't win...and so it goes til the day you die...this thing they call LoVe, it's gonna make you cry...i've had the blues the reds and the pinks...one thing is for sure......love stinks!
remember when I was a little girl...
Growin up livin in my own little world...
So it seemed, I had my dolls and dreams...
Momma was always there to comfort me
Give me love, there wasnt nothin quite like it
In the world, that I knew of..
Before I knew it I was standin in my teens
Sweet little boy with his strong young arms holdin me
I remember the first time I felt his kiss
Oh, it like to drove me crazy
And I remember sayin I never felt nothin like this
So I went and asked momma, "can you tell me what it means?"
She said "youre in love and thats every little girls dream"
Baby what you found is every little girls dream
So I said, "Momma does love ever last?"
She says, "worry about now and let the future come to pass"
Just understand and enjoy what youve found
And listen to it as long is your heart is asound
Got it from Jill's journal thought it was cute too lol
okay im done now...today i watched the virgin suicides with lindsay and matt it was fun...ttyl!!!
Tj and Jyllie sorry i cant go to warped tour!!!! =( i kno ur gonna have fun tho!! u better!! =) love you's!!!! nite
<3 stace
You know you're from Michigan when:
1. You've never met any celebrities.
2. "Vacation" means going to Cedar Point.
3. At least 1 member of your family disowns you the week of the Michigan - Michigan State game.
4. Half the change in your pocket is Canadian.
5. Your idea of a 7-course meal is a six-pack and a bucket of smelt.
6. You drive 86 mph on the highway and pass on the right.
7. Your idea of a traffic jam is 20 cars waiting to pass an orange barrel.
8. You know how to play (and pronounce) Euchre.
9. You know the "Big Mac" is something that you drive over.
10. You know how to pronounce "Mackinac."
11. You've had to switch on the "heat" and the "A/C" in the same day.
12. You can see a car running in a parking lot with no one in it, no matter what time of the year.
13. You end your sentences with a preposition; example: "Where's my coat at?"
14. You bake with SODA and drink a POP.
15. All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, or animal.
16. You think of the 4 major food groups as beef, pork, BBQ sauce, and beer.
17. You carry jumper cables in your car.(i will)
18. You design your kids Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit. [lmao]
19. Driving in the winter is better because the potholes are filled with snow.
20. Your favorite holidays are Christmas, Thanksgiving and opening of Deer Season, which you consider a National Holiday.
21. You have 10 favorite recipies for Venison.
22. You know what "cow tipping" and "snipe hunting" are.
23. Your little league (but never soccer) game was snowed out.
24. You learned to drive a boat before you could ride a bike.
25. You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car.
26. Your snowblower has more miles on it than your car.
27. Shoveling the driveway constitutes a great upper body workout.
28. You attend a formal event in your best clothing, finest jewelry, and snow boots.
29. The municipality buys a zamboni before a bus.
30. The word "thumb" has geographical, rather than anatomical significance.
31. You show people where u grew up or live by pointing to a spot on ur right hand.
32. Traveling coast-to-coast means driving from Port Huron to Muskegon. [heh..]
33. You measure distance in minutes.
34. When giving directions, you refer to "A Michigan Left."
35. You know that Battle Creek not only exists, but isn't that far from Hell.
36. You have experienced frostbite and sunburn in the same week.
37. Your year has 2 seasons: Winter and Construction.
38. Home Depot on any Saturday is busier than toy stores at Christmas.
39. You know when it has rained because of the smell of worms.
40. Owning a Japanese car was a hanging offense in your hometown.
41. You believe that "down south" means Toledo.
42. You think that everyone from a bigger city has an accent.
43. You can go from Hell to Paradise in a day, or vice versa.
44. After 2 days of rain, it's Monday.
45. YOU ACTUALLY "GET" THESE JOKES AND FORWARD THEM ON TO ALL YOUR MICHIGAN FRIENDS :)
thought it was funny
you love her but she loves him and he loves somebody else...you just can't win...and so it goes til the day you die...this thing they call LoVe, it's gonna make you cry...i've had the blues the reds and the pinks...one thing is for sure......love stinks!
remember when I was a little girl...
Growin up livin in my own little world...
So it seemed, I had my dolls and dreams...
Momma was always there to comfort me
Give me love, there wasnt nothin quite like it
In the world, that I knew of..
Before I knew it I was standin in my teens
Sweet little boy with his strong young arms holdin me
I remember the first time I felt his kiss
Oh, it like to drove me crazy
And I remember sayin I never felt nothin like this
So I went and asked momma, "can you tell me what it means?"
She said "youre in love and thats every little girls dream"
Baby what you found is every little girls dream
So I said, "Momma does love ever last?"
She says, "worry about now and let the future come to pass"
Just understand and enjoy what youve found
And listen to it as long is your heart is asound
Got it from Jill's journal thought it was cute too lol
okay im done now...today i watched the virgin suicides with lindsay and matt it was fun...ttyl!!!
Tj and Jyllie sorry i cant go to warped tour!!!! =( i kno ur gonna have fun tho!! u better!! =) love you's!!!! nite
<3 stace