4.

[itwasnotso]

Socrates - "Let him that would move the world first move himself."

Book of inspirational quotes from the colleagues. Christmas present. I suppose they think they're being clever.

Comments

[bramblesgaveway]

They must really dislike you.

[itwasnotso]

One of the women received a hideous floral arrangement. Between the two, I'd take the quotes.

[bramblesgaveway]

Your coworkers have a real talent for gift-giving.

[itwasnotso]

It never was one of their strong suits.

[bramblesgaveway]

Get anything actually interesting?

[itwasnotso]

[...]

You could say that.

[bramblesgaveway]

Oh yeah?

[itwasnotso]

Yes.

You first. Anything nice?

[bramblesgaveway]

[...]

My son m I'm Jewish, actually. So I just got more hours at work.

Now you.

[itwasnotso]

More hours? Mazel tov.

I got all three seasons of [...] Grey's Anatomy. Is this any good whatsoever?

[bramblesgaveway]

That's what my manager said too.

...Seriously?

[itwasnotso]

I read it's "a hybrid of House's medical detectives and Dawson's Creek's hormones and catchy pop-rock soundtrack."

...

[bramblesgaveway]

[a necessary pause for hilarity]

Now you have to watch it. Review like that.

[itwasnotso]

[Pause. Yeah, Reynard, just pretend you're not laughing.]

I suppose I could give it a try.

[bramblesgaveway]

Let me know how it goes.

[itwasnotso]

What's your type of television show, then?