this made me smile.. which i'm trying my best to keep doing..
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In February I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In November I bought porn for moi_yeux_verts (10 points). In August I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Saturday I bought porn for packersdudejas (-10 points). In April on a flight to LA, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-29 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
iturngoldtorust