01. No one ever told me there'd be days like this

May 20, 2009 18:40

[The writing is very sloppy as though someone is either a lefty, a boy, or a chicken is attempting to write. The first two are probably the most likely.]

Four things:

Tell me if you find a metal arm.

I need a damn good mechanic.

Cross mentioned someone named Fullmetal. Who are you?

And I'm called Alchemy.

c: fullmetal, demands, c: blood, c: p/raise, c: chicken, annoyed, c: king, c: renae, c: click, c: kazahana, c: xiong, c: cecdan, lf: artisan engineer, lost: one arm, c: snap

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snapsnap_boom May 20 2009, 22:55:31 UTC
You're looking for Fullmetal? And why is that?

...

How curious. Why Alchemy?

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ittybityprodigy May 20 2009, 22:58:50 UTC
It's my business.

Cross said to pick something.

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Pinging already snapsnap_boom May 20 2009, 23:04:49 UTC
I'm merely curious why you ask for him so soon after arriving here. Is the name familiar to you?

But why did you pick alchemy of all things. Its not something common by any means.

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I'm just that awesome. ittybityprodigy May 20 2009, 23:18:30 UTC
Unless you're Fullmetal, it's not your business.

It's the first thing that came to mind, all right?

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Alchemy annoys him STILL snapsnap_boom May 20 2009, 23:24:16 UTC
It is my business, considering what terms are familiar to you. Fullmetal is an alchemist under my command part-time.

Do you even know what it means?

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8D! - Good lord the pings. ittybityprodigy May 20 2009, 23:30:35 UTC
Good. I'll talk to him in his free time.

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Oh YEAH Snap is already ready to mutter something nastyyyyy snapsnap_boom May 20 2009, 23:32:38 UTC
You're not even listening are you?

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Now, now, Flame Alchemist. Keep your cool. ittybityprodigy May 20 2009, 23:34:26 UTC
Are you to me? I said to keep your nosy ass out of my business.

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He's USED TO THIS but going ARGH snapsnap_boom May 20 2009, 23:42:35 UTC
I'm well aware of what you're saying but perhaps I'm not being clear.

Alchemy is a science that manipulates matter and converts it to the scientist's will for a price equal to what is being given.

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8D More pings! ittybityprodigy May 20 2009, 23:48:13 UTC
Maybe you're being too damn annoying about it.

Yeah, yeah. I know.

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Super pings and his mistake is scribbled out but readable. snapsnap_boom May 20 2009, 23:51:05 UTC
Maybe you're too stubborn to acknowledge my reasons for curiousity being valid. Like always.

You didn't say you knew Fulme- Alchemy.

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ittybityprodigy May 20 2009, 23:57:02 UTC
Always? Now I know you're lying.

Maybe because you're already a holier-than-thou asshole without knowing that.

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snapsnap_boom May 21 2009, 00:02:07 UTC
I don't even know why I wrote that. Excuse that.

It isn't holier-than-thou to explain what I mean! Since you know the form I know it we might be from the same place which is WHY I asked in the first place.

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ittybityprodigy May 21 2009, 00:08:17 UTC
I'm lacking that today. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

Who says I'd even want to be from wherever they manufacture your brand of annoying?

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snapsnap_boom May 21 2009, 00:13:25 UTC
Only if you want it set on fire.

Fullmetal is from the same place I am, as is another here. I can't say I'm thrilled that you might share a connection with me either, Alchemy.

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ittybityprodigy May 21 2009, 00:25:51 UTC
If it's in your mouth, you can blow it to hell for all I care.

Then let's keep it that way.

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