My tweets

Jun 23, 2011 12:19

  • Wed, 14:33: RT @ almightygod: Some humans seem to think environmental protections are about the earth. They're not. http://t.co/MP8GrR0
  • Wed, 14:34: RT @ TheTweetOfGod: Bristol Palin saith Levi Johnston "stole" her virginity. Lo; someone arrest him for petty theft.
  • Wed, 14:34: RT @ TheTweetOfGod: The road to hell is paved with good intentions. The road to heaven? Asphalt. It's just common sense.
  • Wed, 16:24: RT @ almightygod: "In heaven, all the interesting people are missing." - Friedrich Nietzsche
  • Wed, 16:25: Protip: if walking naked around the house but are afraid to walk by the window, just put on an open-front shirt. Won't attract attention.
  • Thu, 10:07: RT @ TheTweetOfGod: Just set off another volcano. First one in three weeks. Lo: I try My best, but it's hard to quit smoking.
  • Thu, 10:08: Ittmi used DROWN against fleas. It is SUPER EFFECTIVE!
  • Thu, 10:19: RT @ almightygod: If you don't trust me to directly help the flood victims in North Dakota, donate here: http://t.co/bgu0Ox8

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