Title: Who I Used to Be
Part: 4/5
Author: Vamm Goda
Fandom: 30 Seconds to Mars, Bandslash
Pairing: Shannon/Tomo, Jared/Tim
Rating (Updated each chapter): PG-13
Warnings: Crack!fic. Language, transmogrification, generalized weird schmoopiness.
Beta: No one was willing to take the blame for this.
Disclaimer: As I am fairly certain Tomo is not, in fact, a small tabby, I am concluding that I made this up. Also, I don’t make any money off of them. That’s Jared’s job.
Author’s Notes: I hate Smallville. With, like, a passion.
Summary: In which Shannon contemplates buying a man purse, and Jared and Tim have serious discussions.
It was three o'clock in the morning