it feels like it's been a while
i'll just be like lexi and bullet point what's been goin on for the past weekish:
- broke a guys heart
- was in the hospital twice for bronchitis
- missed almost every class this week
- barely slept
- got an A on a speech i wrote a few hours prior, without the visual aid, mind you lol
- bought the book for music history even though i've been in the class this entire year
- got an at home nebulizer that makes me want to have another asthma attack so i can try it out haha
- had "total eclipse of the heart" stuck in my head for 3 days straight
- screamed at the janitor on my floor for leaning against my door and barking orders to his assitant at the top of his lungs at 7 in the morning
- found 2 more people to live in my house next year so it's set that i'll be there, finally
- got a 10% tip from a 40 person party of the richest people in southern wisconsin, fuckers
- realized i started answering peoples questions at work instead of asking them for once
- got a round of free drinks for me and my coworkers because it was my fake's 22 b-day on friday haha
- found that can't stand my new roommate
that brings me to my next list:
i hate my roommate because she snores, groans, farts, rocks repeatedly back and fourth, and screams in her sleep (when she sleeps here). most of the time she sleeps at her bf's house and comes back at 7:46 am every single motherfucking morning making as much noise as possible. her and all of her possesions smell like pot. she uses all of my kleenex, and blows her nose standing over me while im sleeping because that's where the box is. she talks on her phone loudly when i sleep. she uses my perfume everyday without asking once even after i told her not to. her alarm clock goes off at 6am everyday (WHY FUCKING 6?!?!?!). i have to label my food "don't eat" becuase she'll devour an entire bottle of bbq sauce or bag of chips even if i havent opened them yet. she makes fun of me like a 4 year old screaming "POOP!!!!" when i say i have to go to the bathroom. she drinks my booze if there's an open bottle. she will talk straight through movies and make fun of things happening on screen or what the person's wearing in the movie when all i want to tell her is "no jessica, you wear clothing from deb that shows 6 inches of your tubby stomach so you can flaunt your ugly belly rings, you constantly wear brown shoes with all black outfits, and 4 inch platform sandals are for 12 year olds ... shut the fuck up".
i just want to sleep, seriously. most of these problems are because she doesn't respect that i want it to be quiet when im sleeping. her classes are later than mine, i go to bed earlier and i dont want to be woken up at 7:46 and not be able to fall back asleep for the hour left that i can sleep. just because you can go back to bed for 3 more hours doesn't mean i can. she makes me a cranky person.