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Go to Urban dictionary, type each thing in the search box, then write the most amusing definition it gives you.
1. Your name: Lauren (bow chica wow wow)
1.)Amazingly beautiful. Most girls hate her because of this.
2.)An expert in bed, gives good head.
3.)Innocent,sweet and girly on the surface but underneath lies a real minx.
4.)Full of feminine charm.
5.)Works those curves!
1.)'Omg mom look at her! What an absolute Lauren'
2.)'I had me me some funnnnn times with Lauren last night ;)'
3.)'Lauren syndrome'
2. Your age: 19
A cryptic term for "these nuts" from the french word for nineteen dix-neuf (pronounced dees nuff) sounding a lot like dees nuts.
Pick your favorite deez nutz phrase and replace with 19.
Raise up off 19! (2Pac)
3. One of your friends: Catherine
Catherine is an acronym for Clearly A Truly Hot Example Regarding Immortal Necrophiliac Elves.
"That girl over there is so CATHERINE right now"
4. What should you be doing? Sleeping
To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma.
5. Your favorite color: Purple
A color
Your birthplace: Washingtonville
A town in New York that no one knows about. Other than being the tiniest town in history, it is full of bored teenagers who spend their lives doing absolutely nothing but walking around pointlessly and not having lives. If you ever move there, prepare for boredom.
Girl 1: im bored today.
Girl 2: oh, lets walk around washingtonville.
Girl 3: how will that help?
6. Last person you talked to: Mom
The foreman of your first residence, the baby factory.
878 Fallopian Lane
Uterus, MOM 12345
Last thing you had to drink: Water
The 4th element required to summon Captain Planet
EARTH
FIRE
WIND
WATER
HEART
GO PLANET!
By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!
Your nickname: Rena
The best, prettiest, smartest, most awesome person in the entire universe!!!!!YAY!!!!!
Rena is sooooooooooo cool!!!
Oh, the crazy perverted internets.