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Nov 30, 2005 21:24

Stolen from H-Mo cause she da shit

10 Firsts
first best friend: Matt Alled
first concert: Thursday/Poison The Well
first screen name: Damnface
first enemy: bitch asses
first piercings: negative
first crush: Heather Morrison
first music: Bitch the motha fucki chronic...(dr.dre bitch...wise up)
first school: Wallace

9 lasts:
last cigarette: yesterday at work
last kiss: 3 days ago
last movie seen: Angels....yeah its porn get over it
last phone call: Frank the skizank the tank
last cd played: BRAND NEW
last bubble bath: never
last time you had sex: not for a long time
last time you ate something: laffy taffy 2 hours ago

8 have you evers:
have you ever dated your best friend: no sah
have you ever skinny dipped: yes indeed...
have you ever been on tv/radio: shit i had my own metal show on 91.5 Dub-ya Are Bee cee
have you ever kissed somebody and regretted it: nah
have you ever fallen in love: no
have you ever lost someone you loved: again no
have you ever been depressed: yeah...
have you ever woken up and not known where you were: not really

7 places you've been to:
1)Manchester NH
2)Boston MA
3)MooresTown NJ
4)NYC
5)sparetime recreation
6)numerous bowling allys
7)your moms sweet vag

6 things you've done today:
1. not showered
2. beat area 51 with frank
3. killed bitches in pool
4. watched porn
5. called heather
6. watched porn again

5 favorite things in NO order:
1. Friends
2. My Band
3. Skateboarding
4. Porn
5. Pussy

4. people you can tell anything to:
1. Heather Morrison
2. Frank the tank
3. Ryan Nolan
4. maybe Jared Howe

3 things you want to do before you die:
1. Tour the country with my band
2. kill someone legally
3. punch the lead singer for MCR and/or the used

2 wishes:
1. To be able to shoot lasers out of my cock, and when the batteries are low my balls will glow (LOW FUEL)
2. To shoot spahgetti out of my figer tips, say im on a date with a girl and shes rude, sploosh "enjoy your spahgetti, your very rude" ...no one wants to be covered in spahgetti

1 thing you regret:

not beating the shit out of kids when i was in school
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